When itâs winter but you still have to walk across campus to get to class
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When itâs winter but you still have to walk across campus to get to class
when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama
This sounds like a rugrats episode
fuck iâm so in love with you you canât even imagine
(hatin)
Sometimes I worry about how much I love you; I fear that the love will end or not be reciprocated. This fear haunts me, and keeps me from a lot. But, when Iâm with you, when I feel your love uniting with mine, that fear is no more. Love is strengthened, the desire to have you increases. Time passesâŚtime flies, but when I am no longer with you, the fear continues.
Lucas batista (via penssamento)
My heart is heavy and my eyes start to pool and I miss you like the waves miss the shore.
E. Grin (via written-in-pen)
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks whatâs for dinner
When itâs pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months
LMAOOO
When the lady next door cooks actual food.
LMAOOOOO it got better
Lmao đđđđ
Ya gotta stop đđđđ
And She serve dessert
Originally posted by champagneovo
It just keeps getting better đ
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But her man found out about you âcoming over for dinnerâ
Originally posted by eightyproblems96
Wait this made me laugh
Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying
Oh god đđđ
Originally posted by cratermania
why does this post keep getting better and better lmao
^^^ really tho lol
When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it
Originally posted by toxzen
when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slickÂ
When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody
Now i can reblog it
LMAOO
Even better âŚ. Keep adding on
lmao omg
When best friend finds out and comes for revenge