[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[unfollowfriday]

me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck

me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

[ssensura]

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

[culturenlifestyle]

Once Starving Homeless Dog Gets Rescued & is Taken To a Different Restaurant Every Day

[wnq-writers]

culturenlifestyle:

Meet Popeye, the cutest canine, who loves to eat out at LA’s hottest spots, which are pet-friendly! Once a homeless dog, who used to dig through trash to find something substantial to eat, he is now an internet sensation with a home and a full belly thanks to his mom Ivy Dieppe.

Keep reading

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

[gnarly]

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

[seththewolf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Trying to reach my goals like…

[baelockscreens]

WAKE ME UP - ED SHEERAN; LOCKSCREENS by baelockscreens.

like this post and don’t repost  ♥

[theblackmagic69]

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

[callmehass]

[just-shower-thoughts]

To date, I still haven’t heard a better version of Hallelujah than the one on the Shrek soundtrack.

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]