Mj

kcmo//cats &horses//18//ash patreon.com/megsmiller

[understands]

[homosexualsanonymous]

remember all those posts from like 2012 that were like “im only attracted to fictional characters!! i never get crushes on real guys!! lol!” and now everyone’s a lesbian?

yeah

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[kawiigirl86]

THE DEED IS DONE

[sushinfood]

I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.

[clover11-10]

To be fair no one exactly told you to do it until you started it

[wiizkaylifa]

i cannot wait to have a wife to watch movies and cuddle up with every single night

[anxietyproblem]

[chirazart]

[no-moral-compasss]

🔮✨

[honigimohr]

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“A soulmate is someone who appreciates your level of weird.”

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[weirdlandtv]

[dreamv-lle2]

we all deserve a “did you eat” person in our lives

[brxbrx]

And a “can I eat u now” person

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Buzzfeed listicle: Top 6 Times I Should Have Hospitalized Myself But Didn’t

[ethiopienne]

it's not you it's my anxiety

[skumbags]

[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

[safeguards]

[notthestalelesbian]

Are you a “ I need to sit in a girls lap” lesbian or a “I need a girl in my lap” lesbian?

[decadent-trans-girl]

yes