AnnSith

[andrewbreitel]

[ironmaidenhead]

[local-femme-lesbo]

If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[yms1]

Tumblr still feels like my safe place after so many years

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Debbie Harry in Videodrome (1983)

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[itspizzachan]

[ackersoul]

snk ep. 66 || Assault

[kuwabaraaa-deactivated20161024]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

perhaps the funniest part of ‘Us’ (2019)

[rollyroll]

Ty Retailer Catalog (1994)

[kkokeiko]

🪐

[laneichy]

Words of wisdom

this was super inspired by a post from slugmoji and the artist david b mattingly

[amusementforme]

[tinctorium]

I really like drawing dragons that look like they’ve been bent out of a paperclip, I think its my thing.

I thought I’d apply my strange vision to another anime dragon. I threw in a bit of ukiyo-e inspiration too

[yuyufashion]