Westward bound

"Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?"-On the Road, Jack Kerouac

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What are you folks still doing here?

The show’s this way.

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What are you folks still doing here?

The show’s this way.

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What are you folks still doing here?

The show’s this way.

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hailcolumbia replied to your post:Well that was really stupid.

what did you do omg

basically I tried to vote since it’s elections here

but a fan blew my ballot to my face and I accidentally marked the code

my vote is now null

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xotlacueponi replied to your post:Well that was really stupid.

/gentle pets

don’t trust electric fans, kids

just don’t

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Well that was really stupid.

[hailcolumbia]

You are so rude, young man. Don’t make me give you a noogie, ‘cuz I’ll do it. I was raised to be a lady, and I continue to be one, even now.

Untrue. My big blue eyes are a fine indicator of my innocence and youth, Twinkie.

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Noogies aren’t really lady-like, just saying; but just try touching my hair, Meels. Just try. Try and expect your hair to go down the same way.

... who told you to call me that and why.

[hailcolumbia]

[that earns a shocked gasp from her] I would never do such a thing, Fred. I thought you knew me better than that. I am a lady, after all. Ladies do not speak of such things so openly.

Absolutely no idea, I’m just an innocent bystander

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[Does this earn a raised brow? It most certainly does.]

Lady? Please, you might as well be the furthest thing from a lady I’ve ever seen. Don’t start claiming manners you and I both know you don’t got.

There’s nothing innocent ‘bout you.

[nastoychivost]

Well, it’s… my most important holiday. I would like to have fun on it.

[Blinks a couple times.]

Keep reading

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Now-- n-now wait just a moment, here! Who said anything ‘bout jealousy? It could be... um... well... I’m not jealous, why would you think...

I...

... yeah.

[He can’t help but be a little embarrassed by the laughter, but manage he shall nevertheless.]

... alright, maybe just a little bit. A lil’ jealous. Not that I should be in the first place-- I mean-- I know nothing to worry about could really come outta it. I swear I’m not mad, though! Just a bit, erm, not exactly pleased. I mean, it’s not even that you did anything wrong, you did nothing wrong, heck I--

... could stand to be around more.

[Well, as if he wasn’t already sheepish enough.]

But, I’m here now, right? And more than real pleased to be here, actually-- to see you. There’s a certain doll that’s been grappling at my thoughts, you know; and it’s a real fine pleasure to be seeing him again.

[Here’s to a few curious blinks.]

And you don’t got to reassure anything to me, really-- it’s just something I know-- but I suppose it’d still be real nice to hear it from you. I don’t think I’ve heard you read ‘em out loud before. Not that I’m complaining or anything, heck it’s real sweet that you write them to begin with! I just... wonder what it’d be like to hear them coming out in your voice. Your words, your voice. What kinda expressions you’d make while reading it. I’ve imagined it, of course, but I just sorta wonder ‘bout the real thing.

... you don’t have to do it, though. I mean, if you don’t want to. I guess I’m just sorta rambling on again--

[hailcolumbia]

A girl can’t even make a simple “that’s what she said” joke without everyone jumping on her ass. You read too much into these things, Freddie. Is there something you wanna tell me?

Clearly, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Oh, gee, I can’t be all too sure on that, Meeley. What I do want to know is if there’s something you’re making implications of, here.

‘Cept you pretty much do, Meels; except you pretty much do.

[hailcolumbia]

#[[JUST TAKE IT IN SLOWLY IVAN]]

[very quiet whisper] That’s what he said.

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See, this is why I can’t trust you if you’re gonna be misconstruing things with no clear direction on whether they’re for or against me.

If you’re going to make propaganda, at least do it to support me.

[nastoychivost]

Over there…?

Well– yes. It’s Victory Day. I partake in quite a few festivities today.

Why?

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Well I mean, if you want to have fun and all, by all means go ahead. No one’s stopping you.

Though, you know what they say about public displays of affection. Like, I don’t know, patting heads. Things that draw attention in a public space and such.

[nastoychivost]

Well?

Well what.

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Well.

I see you’re having a lot of fun over there.

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@nastoychivost

Well.

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hailcolumbia replied to your post:… yeah, I’m just going to make this quick. Aside...

oh no what a shock

you know too much Chel

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xotlacueponi replied to your post:… yeah, I’m just going to make this quick. Aside...

you meme monger

you love me