Unpaid Internship my behearted

@anon-hater-intern

this is the best part of my day

31 posts

this is the best part of my day

my name? wouldn't you like to know <333 call me Intern!

this is an unpaid internship! I hope to one day have a job at Hate Anon Inc. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦)

⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ ⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

#flesh intern #text intern

i need someone to platonically lay dorectly on top of me asap but I think I would panic if someone actually did ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

I like it here so I'm gonna make a blog for my kryptonian character!! can't decide on a skin tone though, which of these do y'all think goes best with the suit ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

#flesh intern #personally I'm leaning towards three.. I think I made the other two a little too purple/blue hued (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

greeneyeswhitedragon

hello, I'm intern! Your hate anon of the day is:

Have you ever thought about your pieces? Your atoms are constantly moving. Your intestines are pulsating in your body. Your blood is in a constant rotation. Your thoughts are nothing more than electrical impulses.

Did you know that thousands of mutated possible cancer cells are born and killed in your body every day? Odd, that a cell can simply opt out of the collective, that most of 'you' isn't you at all. You have no control over your cells. They could destroy you in an instant and there is very little you could do about it. You are nothing more than an unstable mass of tiny cells in a fickle symbiosis.

This has been your hate mail of the day (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

IT'S SO COOL RIGHT!? yeah thats why im trying to master the art of cloning :D

thanks though!! for hate mail this was actually weirdly exciting!

anon-hater-intern

I mean it was meant to be disturbing, but I'lll take it!

what are you cloning though? like that hass to bring up some kind of ethical dillema (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

and if i kill myself?

Then you can join me!!!!!

We can be together in anon inc forever

right so not that. what if i kill you and emancipate @anon-hater-intern?

anon-hater-intern

if you die over here you just come back unforcheese ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

okay so i rescue you and drag your mentor back here and kill them in the real world? they deserve to see it one more time.

anon-hater-intern

if you send me back to the real world I'm killing myself (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ it woullld be nice to see something other than this stupid fucking wallpaper though

hello why??? doesn’t your job suck???

The consequences would suck harder

what does that mean???

Aren't you curious wheather boy

Just give me ONE chance, you can get all my secrets out of me

i don’t even know what you look like??? and god knows you do not have enough personality to be doing all that.

Believe it or not, you'll get to know about all that if you just Go.Out.With.Me

you’d do better if you weren’t so creepy bro 💔

still a no btw. but like. for future with other ppl.

I don't know how to not creepy, i was built like this!

You and prime are all I can think of, I'm genuinely going insane!

awwwww you ship me and prime 😁😁😁 as you should him and i are an incredible couple

I hate this

don’t worry, you’ll find someone else to torment eventually. maybe even someone who’s not taken and is into total creeps! ever met nancy wheeler?

How do I stop, I can't stop, i don't want to and I can't

What is this, why is this like this. I've never been in love before is it supposed to be like this

Are you supposed to go insane thinking about someone

Are you supposed to be unable to breathe when talking to them

How did this happen

Did boss make me defective

I need to die

Maybe being remade will fix me

I am so sick of this. I am sick of you and prime and lover and intern and boss and rae and robin and beanjuice and starfire and moral and redhood and lele and pop and silver and kelp and cass and harley and dug and cereal and eek and lago and wolfie and potato and

And

AND

AND

Everyone and everything and anything and all of you and none of you and myself but not me and not intern and not lover. But everyone and yes but no I want all but I can't keep anything I hate this I hate this I hate this

@reality-of-prime @redhoodisalive I DID IT I BROKE ANON!!!!

reality-of-prime

anon-hater-intern

oooh you think breaking things is funny? okay buddy how about I break your whole universe again

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

and if i kill myself?

Then you can join me!!!!!

We can be together in anon inc forever

right so not that. what if i kill you and emancipate @anon-hater-intern?

anon-hater-intern

if you die over here you just come back unforcheese ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

okay so i rescue you and drag your mentor back here and kill them in the real world? they deserve to see it one more time.

anon-hater-intern

if you send me back to the real world I'm killing myself (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ it woullld be nice to see something other than this stupid fucking wallpaper though

hello why??? doesn’t your job suck???

The consequences would suck harder

what does that mean???

Aren't you curious wheather boy

Just give me ONE chance, you can get all my secrets out of me

i don’t even know what you look like??? and god knows you do not have enough personality to be doing all that.

Believe it or not, you'll get to know about all that if you just Go.Out.With.Me

you’d do better if you weren’t so creepy bro 💔

still a no btw. but like. for future with other ppl.

I don't know how to not creepy, i was built like this!

You and prime are all I can think of, I'm genuinely going insane!

awwwww you ship me and prime 😁😁😁 as you should him and i are an incredible couple

I hate this

don’t worry, you’ll find someone else to torment eventually. maybe even someone who’s not taken and is into total creeps! ever met nancy wheeler?

How do I stop, I can't stop, i don't want to and I can't

What is this, why is this like this. I've never been in love before is it supposed to be like this

Are you supposed to go insane thinking about someone

Are you supposed to be unable to breathe when talking to them

How did this happen

Did boss make me defective

I need to die

Maybe being remade will fix me

I am so sick of this. I am sick of you and prime and lover and intern and boss and rae and robin and beanjuice and starfire and moral and redhood and lele and pop and silver and kelp and cass and harley and dug and cereal and eek and lago and wolfie and potato and

And

AND

AND

Everyone and everything and anything and all of you and none of you and myself but not me and not intern and not lover. But everyone and yes but no I want all but I can't keep anything I hate this I hate this I hate this

@reality-of-prime @redhoodisalive I DID IT I BROKE ANON!!!!

YEAHHHHHH

anon-hater-intern

, ⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⡄⠱⣦⠀,,,,, ,, ,, ⠀ ⠀ ⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⡙⣿⣿⡄⢹⣧⠀,,, ,,, ,, ⣠⣿⡿⢋⣠⠾⠋⠉⢹⣿⣷⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀,, ,,,,,,,,,,, ⢀⣼⣿⠏⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿ ,, ,,,,, ⣠⣿⠟⢡⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⠀⠀,,, ,, , ⣴⡿⠁⣴⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀, ,,,,,,,,,,, ⢠⣾⠏⢠⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠟⢁⣼⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀,⣴⣄⠁⠰⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠁⣴⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ,,,,,,,⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⣼⡿⢃⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ , ,,,⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣼⠟⠁⣸⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

#text intern #if that doesnt work it's supposed to be ascii art of a crowbar

THREEEE partners... oooiohhhh you're in loveeee (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

anon and prime and lover and max sitting in a tree–

I wish intern

I'm not built for love

anon-hater-intern

I mean, I don't think anyone's built for shit other than jobs here tbf (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

jokes aside I don't think anyone's built for it! you gotta figure it out over time. or play the easy card, opt out of it all together (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

I should really opt out

I should

I will

But how

I don't know

Do I need to die

But that hurts

I don't like hurt

But it hurts anyways

What do I do

I want it to stop

Huh

Don't fall in love intern, it will fuck you up

Really

Really

anon-hater-intern

oh thats haha not a thing I do dw boss.

okay lets go through the points hereee

dont kill yourself I do not recommend (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ it doesnt even work here but it reallyy still hurts

avoid people altogether, don't speak to ANYONE, let them believe you're dead long before the thought first crosses your mind. drown yourself in a vice of your choosing and let your world spin around the axis of the bittersweet routine that is slowly killing you. let the things people say to you sink deep into your skin until you're not sure what's left of your real identity. Examine your very soul and find it lacking.

visit the therapy branch (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

am I really that adoptable (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠) two people are trying to adopt me and/or free me from my pocket dimension now...

anyway Id appreciate if people would instead send me vitriolic return hate mail and then find my address and kill me like a normal person thankyouuu (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

THREEEE partners... oooiohhhh you're in loveeee (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

anon and prime and lover and max sitting in a tree–

I wish intern

I'm not built for love

anon-hater-intern

I mean, I don't think anyone's built for shit other than jobs here tbf (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

jokes aside I don't think anyone's built for it! you gotta figure it out over time. or play the easy card, opt out of it all together (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

anon-hater-intern

whooaaaa just doing ts out in public... hiii youre all made up of atoms that send signals that make you think you're worth more than various other arrangements of atoms ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

you didn’t have to be here.

also what.

anon-hater-intern

noo I literally do though its my unpaid job and there's nooothing else to do around here..

maybe shield your eyes then, it might be about to get violent. and it’ll get freaky if prime ever responds 🤪

anon-hater-intern

HELLOO EWWWWW im savinf this for hate mail later... are ur alpha male instincts coming out (⁠-⁠_⁠-)

excuse me?

anon-hater-intern

sorry did your vivaceous, spry blood circulated living ears not hear me fleshling

are your alpha male instincts coming out gayboy

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

and if i kill myself?

Then you can join me!!!!!

We can be together in anon inc forever

right so not that. what if i kill you and emancipate @anon-hater-intern?

anon-hater-intern

if you die over here you just come back unforcheese ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

okay so i rescue you and drag your mentor back here and kill them in the real world? they deserve to see it one more time.

anon-hater-intern

if you send me back to the real world I'm killing myself (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ it woullld be nice to see something other than this stupid fucking wallpaper though

hello why??? doesn’t your job suck???

anon-hater-intern

yeah but its still pretty on par with late stage capitalism •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

anon-hater-intern

whooaaaa just doing ts out in public... hiii youre all made up of atoms that send signals that make you think you're worth more than various other arrangements of atoms ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

you didn’t have to be here.

also what.

anon-hater-intern

noo I literally do though its my unpaid job and there's nooothing else to do around here..

maybe shield your eyes then, it might be about to get violent. and it’ll get freaky if prime ever responds 🤪

anon-hater-intern

HELLOO EWWWWW im savinf this for hate mail later... are ur alpha male instincts coming out (⁠-⁠_⁠-)

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

and if i kill myself?

Then you can join me!!!!!

We can be together in anon inc forever

right so not that. what if i kill you and emancipate @anon-hater-intern?

anon-hater-intern

if you die over here you just come back unforcheese ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

okay so i rescue you and drag your mentor back here and kill them in the real world? they deserve to see it one more time.

anon-hater-intern

if you send me back to the real world I'm killing myself (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ it woullld be nice to see something other than this stupid fucking wallpaper though

#text intern #suicide tw

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

anon-hater-intern

whooaaaa just doing ts out in public... hiii youre all made up of atoms that send signals that make you think you're worth more than various other arrangements of atoms ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

Hello my beloved intern, how are you doing?

anon-hater-intern

yayy hello!! I'm going slowly insanr and I don't think this thing is very sure about object permanence bc the wallpaper is changingg

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

anon-hater-intern

whooaaaa just doing ts out in public... hiii youre all made up of atoms that send signals that make you think you're worth more than various other arrangements of atoms ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

you didn’t have to be here.

also what.

anon-hater-intern

noo I literally do though its my unpaid job and there's nooothing else to do around here..

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

and if i kill myself?

Then you can join me!!!!!

We can be together in anon inc forever

right so not that. what if i kill you and emancipate @anon-hater-intern?

anon-hater-intern

if you die over here you just come back unforcheese ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

"You wanna be my sucker baby?" CK coaxed in a scratchy whisper.

Only to spread more love and flirtatious vibes in a certain hater's fyp

“and what if i do? what then?” max purrs back. “what if i want you to call me a good boy again? and maybe get you out of more than just your shirt? do i just gotta ask nicely again?”

as we should. have fun w this anon-hater

You know what, sure, guess I'm doing voyeurism now

Checkmate

fuckin freak.

I don't really think YOU of all people should be saying that 🤨

you’re a freak. i hate it. get away from me.

I have no idea why you hate me so much

What did I ever do to you?

you hated on my boy prime and now are being weird about me.

Bro, no one is more confused than me right now

just give up and go home bro.

And why should I listen to you?

bc prime can kick your ass if you don’t 😇

Sure if it means I get to see prime in real life and not through a screen

Actually please do it

i can’t win here can i?

Nope~

what if i kill you? then you’d have to leave me alone.

Oh but if I die, @anon-hater-intern will be orphaned

You'll have to be their new mentor

anon-hater-intern

whooaaaa just doing ts out in public... hiii youre all made up of atoms that send signals that make you think you're worth more than various other arrangements of atoms ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

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