bread shovel

bread shovel

[anonymous-anonnn]

intro!!

DNI: pro/comshippers, pedofiles, homophobes, transphobes

hey!! i'm slug i don't care too much what pronouns are used for me, but i prefer he/him am transmasc though!!!!

content warning!! my posts are mostly filtered, but if you see something that you dislike, please do not send any hate. oh also sometimes i post angry rants. rarely!!

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why am i incapable of imagining non-human creatures as humans.

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i was scrolling and saw an art commission thingy and for some reason it took me a solid minute to remember that they meant "bust" as in the type of drawing and not as in the measurement or short for busted

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ow ow ow ow ow cramps ow ow

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since its pride month, i have decided to- sneezes PROGRESSIVELY on you

[anonymous-anonnn]

tumblr keeps giving me bisexual flags.

[anonymous-anonnn]

being grossed out by bugs is a prison though :(

jailbreak

[anonymous-anonnn]

cus some people, like i, have a severe fear of digging. please tw tag posts mentioning that word in the future, I almos die of scaredness >:(

that word is a horrifying experience for some people.!!

(all of the above is /sillyj)

handing you a shovel. dig a moat NOW!!!

[anonymous-anonnn]

digging is so fun. dunno why we dont do it more

[anonymous-anonnn]

story of undertale but i made it pride

please dont hurt me this is satire and i am half-awake right now. making frisk closeted for some reason. what am i doing

woooOOooahhhhhh story of closettale i fell from the straight talk or should i fight homosexual genocide this my closettale

i fell through a rainbow on mt. pride month i faced a homophobic talking flower in a pot explains the pride wants pride dead wants it to rot gayriel saves me takes me to her home and hooks me up with a brand new full on pride flag leaves me alone, but i escape and meet some bones

should i be gender? or should i use my nonbinary beam? im feeling evil, think i'll use them all

im closeted and i've got a taste i want to wipe out the phobic race i've got no patience, i've got no resolve i will slaughter, screw the gays and all

i fell from the straight talk or should i fight homosexual genocide this my closettale

i'll slaughter lesdyne, i'll be who i choose will all this gay power theres no way that i'll lose now watch me move, i wont stop im feeling rude bigore is shaking, he hears my approach i'll slaughter trans and squash his bro like a roach evil and intimidating horse is my coach, all these rainbows i will poach

screw being a closetisk i think i'll be ungendered i'm feeling evil, think i'll kill them all

im closeted and i've got a taste i want to wipe out the phobic race i've got no patience, i've got no resolve i will slaughter, screw the gays and all

burnt pan, bi knife, use a stick to take your wife gay glove, lesbian shoes, epic fight like front page flags king bigore wants to collect homosexual souls seven of them is his ultimate goal open the door to humanity's realm start a new war, the gays overwhelm

im closeted and i've got a taste i want to wipe out the phobic race i've got no patience, i've got no resolve i will slaughter, screw the gays and all

[anonymous-anonnn]

who sneezed

[anonymous-anonnn]

gay

[anonymous-anonnn]

stomuch hurts :(

[anonymous-anonnn]

what if. whenever someone is getting harassed by a transphobe/homophobe, you either start using they/them pronouns for them or point out that they could very likely be bisexual with a very heavy preference for the other gender. i think that'd be funny.

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i think we should start using fandom + oc terms in real life. for funny

[anonymous-anonnn]

squares

[anonymous-anonnn]

ok i was thinking about it!! so, -toriel probably smells like pie -sans has gotta smell like a dirty wet sock i swear -papyrus! probably has a really weird smell. the kind that you can't really name, y'know?? -undyne smells like fish. -alphys probably smells like something mechanical!! like oil or batteries or vaguely burnt. -mettaton. -asgore has gotta smell like flowers with how much time he spends around them.