H-E-R-M

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Guess I gotta go buy a guillotine

[twitterlols]

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[menpale]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[hazyaffection]

still hanging from this rope

[plantgiant]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

break up // LANY photos by @yidan

[written-on-polaroids]

omg

[the-memedaddy]

[whisperingsuicide]

[whisperingsuicide]

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[to-arxeio]

I want to move to Paris and be brand new

[marylikesstuff]

Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

And then proceeded to

pour honey all over himself

to lead the bees away

and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

[shut-up-hippie]

say what you will about his being a villain but he’s probably the best-written villain out there.

[morbidmanatee]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I want him to be my Evil Science Dad

[mozzabellastick-deactivated2025]

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

[theprocast]

advice for the broken-hearted: i. your pain will feel never-ending and no matter how many times a person tries telling you that you’ll be okay, you won’t believe them. you will feel like it’s the end of the world and that there’s no chance of recovering. confront that pain, feel every ounce of it no matter how much it hurts. cry it out, eat it out, let it all out, don’t conceal it and most definitely do not lock it away. ii. you won’t get over them quickly, it could take weeks, months even. i know you want to move on and you feel like it’s wrong that you cannot, but please please please don’t blame yourself for that. it’s okay to still have feelings, it’s okay that you still love them, i promise you that it’s okay. you aren’t dumb nor abnormal for retaining these feelings. you are somebody who fell madly in love. you are human and feelings don’t die nor does love. iii. eventually, you will move on but for now, you have to be patient and let your heart heal. treat it with care, treat yourself with love and only love. overtime you will find yourself thinking of them less and less and that’s when you know your heart is truly healing. iv. don’t let your heartbreak prevent you from living and having fun. go out with your friends and have the time of your lives. sometimes we just need a day to forget everything, especially our pain. who knows? maybe you’ll meet somebody you fancy. v. i know you’re tempted to talk to them again, but don’t. don’t fall back into the same old trap again. you are strong and beautiful and you don’t need them, not anymore. if they were willing to let someone as amazing as you go, then they never deserved you in the first place. you probably still love them to bits and pieces, but think about it. maybe it was for the best. you’ll end up finding someone in the future and you’ll be happier than ever. because of all this hurt and heartbreak, you were able to find your one true love, and that alone will make the pain worth it. vi. don’t push people away, i get that you want time alone but sometimes another’s presence is enough to heal you just a little bit. talk it out with your best friend and watch some rom coms with them. people are here for you and never forget that. you are not alone and you will never be. vii. you will survive and you will be stronger than ever. you will be free from there grasp and you’ll be able to take in the world once again. you will find somebody and you will probably go through another heartbreak. but look, if you could survive this, what can’t you survive through?

Broken hearts are inevitable but so is love // S.T. (via theprocast)