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this is what impulsiveness does to you, kids

[catchymemes]

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

What if I'm in a dream and then I phase through the earth ground and float into space until my alarm goes off what will I do

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

Life should be like a video game when it comes to making friends, we should do real life friend requests

Like if you're in a school or something there should be some kid that has the job of delivering friend requests to people like someone wants to file a friend request letter and the kid gives them like a basic print out card with like "PERSON 1 NAME HERE wants to be friends with you, PERSON 2 NAME HERE. Do you accept the friend request?" with yes or no boxes and the letter kid gives the card to person 2 and like puts it in their locker or something and then person 2 checks either box and then gives it back to the kid and then the letter kid, depending on whether or not they said yes or no, will give the person 1 with either a card saying "Sorry, PERSON 2 NAME HERE rejected your friend request." OR if person 2 says yes they'll both get card letters saying "Congrats! You and PERSON 2 NAME HERE are friends now!" or vice versa and then you can go hang out with them and be friends with them like wouldn't that be so much easier than going up to someone and socializing? It's no direct contact so if they say no it's not that embarrassing and if they say yes you have a friend now so I don't know about you but doesn't that sound great?

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

ya ever feel gushy when sending a text to a friend about something and then you read it like a couple minutes later and think "wtf was that" ?

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

when a joke you made to your friend doesn't land and they take it seriously and then you feel really awkward about it now and then you feel awkward about it for the whole day and whenever they talk to you the joke keeps replaying in your mind with like "damn do they think I'm weird or annoying or stupid" and then you internalize that feeling for the next couple days of agony and then you finally live it down and then you make another joke but then THAT joke doesn't land and the cycle repeats

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

why do people get banished to brazil out of all places I do not understand joke please tell me internet I beg you why brazil joke funny

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

I still see so much cuphead dlc fanart and content after its been a month and 8 days after it's been released and I think that has to say something

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

I still feel like an idiot it's been 2 days help guys

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

Do you ever just feel so great about yourself and then immediately start feeling like the most incompetent, stupidest, scumbag of the earth a couple seconds later for no reason?

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

haha funni cup game dlc cup chalice mug haha

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and then can't go back to sleep or are you just nocturnal

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

*BUSTS IN WITH THE FUNKIEST GUITAR YOU'VE EVER HEARD* REESES PUFFS REESES PUFF EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

Mrbeast hit 100 million subscribers today! Congrats, you've come a long way Jimmy! :D

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

i want to play cat game but I am too broke for cat game help

[anonymousrandominternetperson]

shawty had themm apple bottom jeanss (jeeans) boots with the furrr (with the fuuuur) got the whole club looking at herr (heeer) she hit the floor (she hit the flor) next thing you know shawty ggot low lOw loW Low low lOW LOw looooww-

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