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ruinedchildhood

niggazinmoscow

the best alternate ending

yoboigay-deactivated20230106

💀💀💀💀

zelvaart

i miss them

animationsource

#when I take out my last chewing gum in class

teenagerposts

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

naturaekos

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via goodreadss)

everhthinginsidemyhead

gringoslur

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

gringoslur

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

gringoslur

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

langsandculture

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina:

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

teamrv

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg:

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)

gringoslur

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

cari28ch3-me

Don’t get us started on “straw”

animationsource

okayysophia

doubledepressowithtwobrownsugars

“If it was a Muslim or a Mexican…”

I’ll just leave this right here 🤔

virgomoncler

hypnotic-flow

melachonicallyawaredvirgo

Things we’ve been saying but maybe they’ll listen now?

spazzified

bitchhhh. read they ass.

gogomrbrown

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

punkrockradio

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

robotsandfrippary

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

thorffour-deactivated20190920

i’m crying

But then sometimes what you need most is a 20-second-long animated short about a very small, outrageously cute little spider named Lucas. Lucas the fuzzy wee spooder is the work of animator Joshua Slice. Slice had his young nephew, also named Lucas, provide the voice for his adorable arachnid creation:

[via Klim Kozinevich via Laughing Squid]

not-so-serious-wastebasket

Oh my god that was the best thing ever

nocrimeinthewasteland

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”