Another Crazy Idea - Hulk Smash! - MXMO LXXXVII
Seems like forever since my last post here... Oh, right. It has been forever... Anyhoo, following several months of barely missing MXMO deadlines (or worse, being struck with theme-appropriate inspiration a week after the fact), I absolutely HAD to contribute to this one. The Smash is a fantastic yet underused cocktail template, and is the basis for one of my favorite creations so far. And it doesn't hurt that there's a pretty fun backstory to go along with it.
While I dabble in the world of cocktails at night, my day job is entirely different. I work in the voiceover industry as a director and actor. As you can imagine, it's an incredibly fun job, but at times it can be quite taxing on the ol' vocal cords. Luckily, my colleagues have discovered (to borrow from a not-very-PC old commercial) an "ancient Chinese secret." Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa is a traditional Chinese throat and cough syrup. It's made primarily of a honey base, infused with numerous herbs and botanicals including loquat leaf, menthol, apricot kernels, and pomelo peel. Also, it is magic sauce. Need to yell and scream for four (or more) hours on end? NJPPK's got you covered. Nearly every recording studio I've been to has a bottle on hand. It's so ubiquitous it's even been given a nickname: Hulk Juice. Industry legend has it that longtime voice actor for the Hulk, Fred Tatasciore, relies on the stuff.
In addition to its throat-soothing benefits, Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa also happens to be quite delicious. My first thought upon tasting it was, "I want to put booze in it!" Playing off of its medicinal qualities, I initially used it in a Toddy (see note below). But it ended up really shining in a Smash.
Hulk Smash!
2 oz Bourbon (or brandy, gin, or rum)
2/3 oz Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa
1/3 oz Water (warm)
1/2 Lime (quartered)
3 sprigs Mint
1 dash Bitters (optional)
Stir NJPPK and water to make runny. Add lime & muddle. Add spirit, 2 mint sprigs, and bitters (if using). Shake with ice & strain over crushed ice. Garnish with remaining mint.
Note: for a delicious winter toddy version, swap the lime for lemon and top with 4-6 oz hot water instead of all the shaking & ice.
Many thanks, as always, to our illustrious leader, Fred Yarm... And big thanks to this month's host, Stacy Markow!
Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa is available online and at nearly any Chinese market.












