im the batter and I jumped down the chimney @anotherfuckingbatter - Tumblr Blog

Is this blog ever going to come back at some indeterminate point in the future?

{oh absolutely, dont worry abt that, stranger.}

#{just aint got no motive right now}#{for off anyways}#{hyperfixation is a hell of a thing}#Anonymous

greetings hello hi howdy is everything okay on your end

{i assume you’re referring to me? the mun i mean, haha. i’m fine, i just ended up loosing interest in OFF, unfortunately! i apologize if i worried anyone and i promise i’ll come back, although i dunno when. my hyperfixations do as they please, much to my chargin.

if anyone would like to ask me questions to help me get back into the hot diggity of things, however, feel free to! i think it would probably help but who knows! ahahaha}

#}{Not Off #}{Mun Speaks #{i'd love to get to know some of you folks #specifically because theres over 200 of you now what th e FUCK}#{where did you all COME FROM}#Anonymous

#{bad mspaint drawing for u all to explain why ive been gone}#{im sorry batter but max has the morally higher ground and does not kill children}#off (game)#off game #OFF by Mortis Ghost #the batter (off)

dismaluprising

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#}{Not OFF #{Help her out guys}

#the batter off #the batter (off)#the batter

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#{sorry ive lost a bit of motive for this blog ive been busy and also lazy}#{ill try to get back to it soon}#}{Mun Speaks

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#{im disassociating slightly and the people in my main discord server are talking about fucking bags}#{time to respond to asks}#}{Mun Speaks #delete later

Jeez, Valerie, not to be insulting or anything, but you really don't look the best right now. (Then again, I suppose that's what happens when you climb out of a pile of ash.) Do you need a brush or a hug or something?

I appreciate the sentiment, however.

#{ok gn folks ur mun here needs sleep}#off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#valerie off #Anonymous

Oh dear Valerie! You seem a bit dirty! I have a warm towel and some catfood!

R-really! None of this is necessary!

#{im feelin bitter abt something and this is helping me destress}#{might do one more ask and then im going to bed cuz its late}#off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#valerie off #anonymous #persepharusthefandomtrash

(Just want to say that I really love your art style!)

{Oh man, thank you kindly ‘nonny!}

#{ur too sweet}#}{Mun speaks #Anonymous

Valerie... That's a nice name! Here, let me help you out there. (uses omniscient anon powers to pull him out of the pile of ash)

Oh! th-thank you, b-but that really wasn’t necessary.

#valerie off #off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#Anonymous

Greetings, presumably feline entity! You must be quite confused by your current predicament. Regardless, I, and by extension my omniscient colleagues, shall endeavor to help you in any way possible. First, though, I feel obligated to request that you tell me your name.

It’s n-nice to meet you!

#{here comes a special boy}#valerie off #off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#Anonymous

{Elsewhere.....}

{Asks are open for ???, emerging from a pile of ashes. Hahaha what a weirdo}

#off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#actual plot #ap: Oh Brother!

I think that I should go save Valerie from Japhet. Maybe then Pablo will be happy. It can't be that hard, all I've got to do is kill the bird before it comes out of his mouth. (turns to Zacharie) So, my good sir, how much are your bats going for today? I am in possession of five thousand credits, so I'd like the best one that I can currently buy, please.

it’s not that you can’t purchase anything, amigo. it’s that japhet has already killed valerie, and the batter japhet. the happened a fair while ago too. while i’m sure you have abilities and could go back in time, i don’t think that’d be wise. i do not know why, but toying with the timeline sounds like a bad idea. that doesn’t mean you cant buy something amigo, ah ah ah.

i’m quite exhausted, however. i think i’m going to drag batter here back to my shop and take a rest. i’ll trust you all to take care of pablo for me until i return. feel free to buy something when i get back, amigo. ah ah ah.

{Batter, Zacharie and Pablo are temporarily unavailable for questions.}

#zacharie off #zacharie (off)#off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#{yeah just fucking drag the batter thats fine}#{i cleared out the inbox finally so thats fun but i have smth planned rn so im not opening it up yet}#Anonymous

#{nevermind blogs not over}#the batter #the batter off #off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#zacharie off #zacharie (off)

(quietly turns into a spectre and waits to see how long it'll take until Batter sees me. When he attacks, I'll merely teleport out of the way and cause him to fall on his face. Everyone will have a good laugh at his expense.)

#the batter #the batter off #off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#{u killed him anon}#{u killed him and now hes dead blog over it was a good run yall}#Anonymous

(This is for the Batter whenever he gets the askbox off his head) Can you feel the infection of your creation? The stalking evil at your location? You still do not sense the desecration of your creation? Then you've become the abomination!

DON’T- DON’T SAY THAT

#{he get mad and he fluff like a bird}#{i have a feeling theres atlease a 75% chance this anon is just quoting a song but idk SHIT}#the batter #the batter off #off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#actual plot #{a plot point thatll be visited another time since i have other plans rn}#Anonymous

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