I'm Trying My Best

Lacy | 25 | pdx | hacked lmao

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[sightofsea]

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

[sightofsea]

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

[gingeralebabe]

if you’re reading this, you’re probably wondering why I sent you a message about Ray Bans. Sorry my account got hacked because I rarely use this anymore. Please stop sending me death threats. Please.

[gingeralebabe]

I think the funniest part of this for me is realizing that my banner says I’m 23 when I’m 25

[gingeralebabe]

if you’re reading this, you’re probably wondering why I sent you a message about Ray Bans. Sorry my account got hacked because I rarely use this anymore. Please stop sending me death threats. Please.

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[thotticus-binch]

[arle]

So I, put a bullet where shoulda put a helmet and I

Crashed my car ‘cause I wanna get carRIED AWAY! (HEY)

THAT’S WHY I’M STANDING ON THE OVERPASS SCREAMING AT MYSELF! (HEY)

I WANNA GET BETTER!!!

[rifles]

[astraldemise]

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

[astraldemise]

why am i not this

[astraldemise]

i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[roseverdict]

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

[krystal-prisms]

I beg your pardon

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[nayohme]

[anotherpapercut]

I was born in the wrong biome

[anotherpapercut]

mentally I am here

[guerrillatech]

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[captmarvel-ous]

With the addition of @rayshippouuchiha ‘s tags bc I felt like they really just,, encapsulated the American Experience

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[tooquirkytolose]