The Modern Misfits
My eyes slowly roamed around the room as my phone kept vibrating in my pocket and my subtly dyed purple hair kept falling in my face. I blew up and my hair floated slowly until it came right back down in the same spot just as slowly. Why did I even dye it purple? Itâs reminding me of grapes and now I want grapes and now Iâm hungry. Stupid grapes.
My âadvanced degreeâ owning AP Calculus teacher, Mrs. Merlot, was currently dragging the white chalk across the board and creating some sort of high tech, ear threatening screeching sound that rivaled a pterodactyl.
âYes?â Mrs. Merlot asked. I followed her eyes and a boy with his hand held in the air with dark black hair and a blue earring was wiggling in his seat.
âCan I - May I go to the bathroom?â He asked her and I quietly laughed under my breath. He wouldâve got chewed out if he continued his first question. Our teacher hates when people say 'Can I?â
Mrs. Merlotâs eyes narrowed slightly and she nodded, âYes, you may. Hurry up.â
The boy scrambled out of his seat and walked out of the door, everyone staring at the slouched person. He had his hands in his pockets and he put his hood over his head. And he walked out the door.
âOkay, class, now we are going to -,â I jumped in my seat as a loud ringing sound starting blaring throughout the class and hallway. âPlease calmly get out of your seats and walk out to the hallway.â Mrs. Merlot tried to say but everyone was in a panic and rushing to walk out of the door abreast and packed like sardines.
âI didnât know we were having a drill today,â Mrs. Merlot muttered as I walked out of the classroom semi calmly. That was a surprise. Mrs. Merlot was the person you went to if you wanted to know something in the school. She might not be the best math teacher, but she definitely knew what was happening in the school every single day.
Everyone quickly ran out of the classroom and soon the entire hallway was covered in frantic teenagers trying to run out f the door. Someone bumped me roughly in the shoulder and I stumbled alittle, getting shouts and more shoves as I fell into peopleâs paths. âSorry, sorry,â I muttered, annoyed that people were really this crazy over a fire drill. If it was a real fire, we would have heard it over the PA.
Someone had to have pulled the fire alarm⊠âPUSH ME AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO MY PET HAMSTER NIBBLES!â I heard a loud voice scream and I looked ahead of me and there was a girl whose face was slightly obscured by unruly curly light brown hair, skin was a dark mocha brown and whose eyes were blown wide open with anger and annoyance shining through. My eyebrows raised on their own accord as I saw the girl get pushed again and she grabbed the guy by the shirt and punched him in the face. âDONâT FREAKING PUSH ME! ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS! ITâS A FAKE FIRE DRILL, DAMMIT!â
Once again, I was pushed and this time I was almost pushed out of the middle part of the throng of panicking students. I tripped over someoneâs shoe and fell into the wall. I was leaning against the blandly colored, beige painted wall and trying to get my wits back together. I stood up and the curly-haired girl I saw came barreling towards me. I wanted to move out of the way but then she would take a harder hit than me. When she came close enough, I grabbed her arm and yanked a little and she stumbled her way to standing up sort of straight.
âWoah,â she whipped her hair out of her face and looked at me. She smiled brightly and patted my cheek. âThanks⊠Violet.â She said after she looked at my hair pretty closely. Her demeanor now was so different from when she punched that guy in the face.
âNo problem,â I replied. âYou would have done the same for me.â I smiled a little. Truthfully, I didnât know that⊠I was assuming? Donât assume. Youâll make an ass out of u and me. Thatâs not nice.
âProbably wouldnât have, honestly, but thanks anyway,â She smiled and laughed a little. She blew her curly hair out of her face again and started tapping her foot. âYo, Violet, love the hair, too.â
âAhh!â I heard another scream and both my and⊠whatever her name isâ heads turned to the direction of the voice. A big head of dirty blonde hair was rushing towards the spot a few feet away from us and unfortunately, he was built, like really built, and I was not planning on catching that. Iâd rather be a full body instead of flat Stanley.
I moved to the side a little and the African-American girl just looked on, picking her nails, as we watched the buff guy slam into the lockers. He grunted and rubbed his back as he looked at us, glasses falling off of his face slightly and brown eyes wide open. âHey,â he smiled slightly.
âHey back, hottie,â The girl said and whistles as she looked him up and down. âNameâs Alexa. Whatâs yours?â
âXander,â He said as he ran his hand through his straight, black hair. âNice to meet you. Whatâs your name?â
He looked at me and that Alexa girl narrowed her eyes. I rolled my eyes and looked towards Xander. âItâs Reagan.â
âNice to meet you, too, Reagan. Guess these people donât realize that itâs a fake fire drill,â he said as we glanced at the still moving herd of running kids. If this was a real fire drill, theyâd all be dead and so would we.
âThatâs what Iâve been saying the whole time!â Alexa shouted out. I refrained from saying no, that wasnât what she was saying the whole time. It was more along the lines of Iâd probably let you slam face first into the lockers while you can catch me like my knight in a hoodie and jeans. Those werenât the exact words, but mine sound way cooler.
We all heard a squeak as a small person fell to the floor in front of all three of our feet. âOops,â the girl giggled as her soft red hair fanned out around her.
âYo, Cherry, you alright?â Alexa asked the still dazed girl. The redhead looked up at all of us and seemed to do some sort of mouse thing and silently squeaked.
She hid her face in her hair and quietly mumbled, âIâm fine.â And she got up off of the ground slowly. âMy name isnât Cherry,â the quiet girl whispered.
âWell then tell me your name, although either way your name will probably still be Cherry for me,â Alexa said as she took a piece of gum out of Zanderâs hand and popped it into her mouth.
âUhm, itâs, uhm,â She stuttered and Alexa popped a bubble of gum and starting r chewing again. She rolled her eyes and started tapping her feet.
âWell spit it out, Cherry, havenât got all day. If this was a real fire and our lives depended on you telling us your name, then I would be sending my death letter to Nibbles and kissing the crap out of this sexy Hulk over here.â Alexa said as she stopped tapping her foot.
âOh, okay, sorry. My nameâs Lyria.â She said quietly. she glanced up quickly and her eyes shot back down as she made eye contact with me.
âWell Lyria, my nameâs Reagan. Thatâs Alexa, and thatâs Xander.â I introduced this little impromptu gathering. Wonder if Santa Claus is going to bring one of his elves to join.
âYo, chica, I can introduce myself.â Alexa interrupted as she stepped in front of me. âThe nameâs Alexa. Youâre cute, shy. You donât look like a Lyria.â
âUm, thanks?â Lyria questioned uncertainly. I looked over to Xander and he was pinching the bridge of his nose and narrowing his eyes at something in front of him. Another head of hair?! But this one was casually walking towards our little⊠group with a slight limp.
âHey, any of you got a band-aid? The rest of those idiots are just trying to run over each other.â I looked out to the slowly getting quieter hallway and there arenât nearly as much people as there were before. I saw a flash of deep black hair and a shiny blue earring and then it was gone. It was the guy from class.
âUh, I do,â Lyria said softly. She reached into her peach colored purse and pulled out a band-aid. She handed it to him a small he smiled, dimples showing.
âThanks, sweetheart,â He said as he wrapped the bandage around his finger. âIâm Jared. Your name?â
âItâs Lyria.â The redhead replied.
âItâs Cherry, actually.â Alexa cut in as she poked at Xanderâs muscles.
âAlexa, stop touching my muscles.â He said as he pushed her hands off of him.
Alexa rolled her eyes and continued poking his arms. âIâll stop doing whatever I want whenever I want. You donât tell me what to do, you sexy Hulk.â
âSo, should we go now, or..?â I asked this very different group of people. There was a very loud girl named Alexa, a very quiet girl named Lyria, a buff Hulk named Xander and a sweet-talking, intelligent looking guy named Jared. And then thereâs me, Reagan.
Maybe this wonât be as horrible as I think.
Or maybe itâll be ten times worse.














