psychedelic africa

God fearing please respect that im also a robot

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ymmmy

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Hard work

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tumblr my favorite

recipe for the nite 🫣

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[captainnnnnnnn]

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life without weed is something strange

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[the-haylien]

If you want to learn to laugh, Chris Duffy might be able to help you.

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Yellow brown diamonds

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Ayooo

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zone in straata

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boom another way

Meticulous virgin

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Foodie this yours recipe

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[badjokesbyjeff]

A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car. 

Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my," says the old man. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son. He trains dolphins, and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins?" the other driver huffs while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So you're a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car, and I need 10 grand right now, or I'm going to beat you and your old man to a pulp!"

"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.

Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up, and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said, "For the last time, Dad, I train seals. Navy Seals, not dolphins."