Answer, Tired Business Ninja Secretary

To help streamline my work, this blog is available if you need to reach me or the Bos- President Chipp. [This is an rp blog and part of the Guilty Gear rp blogs/server]

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

You should give me your gender

Now

Personal Memo #6:

No

no

no

no

no

[albascorner]

GIVE ME YOUR GENDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Personal Memo 6 Addendum:

??????????

[president-chipp-zanuff]

@answer-tired-business-ninja

want to kiss? I’m bored.

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Chip-WAIT WHAT Memo #1

Sure! Of course!

(This is for pr right? I wonder if this is what friends do - kissing the homies goodnight?)

[hyanciths-grov3]

@questionfromguiltygear

Hello, Cith. Its a crime to steal all of the flowers from the eastern chipp kingdom. Tess will now be fined 10000000000000000 world dollars

WHAT!? BUT WE DIDNT STEAL ANYTHING, I GREW ALL OF IT MYSELF!

AND-AND

GARDENS WERENT BANNED IN THERE??

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

This is a troll, Cith. Do not pay Question any mind. And err… Question looks like me? But isn’t?

And we still have flowers here. :)

Your garden is wonderful, by the way.

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

You should give me your gender

Now

Personal Memo #6:

No

no

no

no

no

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

@questionfromguiltygear

u COPY OF ME?!?!?!?!?

???? Memo #1

No...? Who are you, anyway?

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

You and chipp should match pfp smth like this

Personal Memo #6

I wish we could.....

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Why can’t we??? 🤨

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

B-President! I uh. I wasn't sure if it would be okay to ask because-because you're the president and need your profile to show off how awesome we are!

And

And

And I don't know if we have matching pfps like this

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

You and chipp should match pfp smth like this

Personal Memo #6

I wish we could.....

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Now you can match Chipp :) *you are now in a maid dress. You cannot take it off for the rest of the day :)*

Personal Memo #5/Chipp Memo #2

Chipp and I are in maid dresses...

We match, holy shit. I hope he thinks I look good-

No, wait.

We match, at least. Even though we can't change-

[president-chipp-zanuff]

My Name is Chipp Zanuff! I’m the President of the Eastern Chipp Kingdom. Give me your votes!

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Personal Memo #4

...

He's so hot like that.....

Would it weird to ask him to wear it more? We-We're just- We're not- Ack

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Have you thought about installing Linux on your computer

@randythehacker

Oh hey Randy. I have thought about it but I lost my computer privileges because I was “slacking on my work” 😒

If I get it back I’ll install it 👍

[randythehacker]

Let me know if you get your computer privileges back and I will help you install it

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Chipp Memo #2

Could you remind me again why you lost computer privileges? I can return the perms.

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Few questions:

Opinion on:

-Robo ky

-crow kuruwaba

-nerville hammer

-one character of your choosing

Personal Memo #4

Robo Ky: He seems rather interesting, I wonder how he is able to do so many tasks.

Crow Kuruwaba: :/ Untrustworthy

Nerville Hammer: Ew Chipp Zanuff: The absolute best, I lov- I mean, I think he can do just about anything.

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Answer, do you want to go watch the Minecraft with me?

Personal Memo #3

Of course! I just rearranged both of our schedules to do :)

I'm so excited for this!

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Personal Memo #2

Nothing to see here, I need to make sure nothing distracts me. Especially for public relations statements.

....

I SHAN'T SAY MORE

[president-chipp-zanuff]

why did you colonize south africa

Uhh…guys look! I look like a “cutie patootie”! Ain’t that sweet?

@answer-tired-business-ninja do I look good?

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Public Relations Memo #2

After the Crusades, South Africa had become lawless and-

-

[He's distracted and forgot his speech, sputtering and stumbling]

Uh.... Mr. President? What-What are you doing?

[president-chipp-zanuff]

when are you beating the weeb allegations

Im very comfortable in my hobbies and so I’m not ashamed as being labelled “a weeb”. Besides Anime has taught me how to speak and write in Japanese fluently! Proof:

私の名前はチップ・ザナフ！男の人にキスするの！

It means “My name is Chipp Zanuff! I am the president!”

[illyrian-teahouse]

Uhh… Prez?

[president-chipp-zanuff]

DELETE THAT POST!!!!

ITS A FAKE!!!! ITS NOT GOOD TO LIE!!!

ANSWER GET RID OF THIS!!!!

[illyrian-teahouse]

IT LITERALLY HAS THE KATAKANA "KISU" HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE???

[president-chipp-zanuff]

STOP IT WAS A GLITCH!

WHILE I DO KISS MEN MY JAPANESE IS TOP TIER I WOULD NEVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE!!

[illyrian-teahouse]

"す" IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CHARACTER IN BOTH SENTENCES HOW DO YOU MESS UP THAT BADLY

[president-chipp-zanuff]

ENOUGH! THIS IS SLANDER!!! MY JAPANESE IS THE BEST ITS JUST MY AUTOCORRECT!!! I SWEAR!!

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Public Relations Memo #1

Boss, did something happen?

....

Sir, is this an attempt to celebrate coming out or did you accidentally hit the wrong button on the keyboard?

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Answer!!! Welcome to this site!! Say…is the eastern Chipp kingdom considered part of the UN…? For no particular reason-

Query Memo #1 こんにちは、大統領.

Yes, we are. I just managed to get the paperwork through and they recently passed it in assembly. It was detailed in Memo #328, subsection D, revision 2 that I left on your desk this morning. I have already attended the general assembly in your stead and stated that you were busy with matters involving the Eastern Chipp Kingdom.

.....

You were busy with matters involving the country, right? (Hospitalizations are also acceptable.)

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Thank you answer! You truly are the best secretary a president can have! 🙂

(Now Asuka won’t question me on the matter…) And uhh….Yes…! Of course…!! Why wouldn’t I…? No need to question me any further!

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Presidental Memo Chipp Memo #1

You're welcome. And I'm glad to hear that.

And if so, then I understand :)

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Yo, Sec! Got some stuff to show ya!! Found these archives of some live action shows from Japan you and the Prez might be interested in! Only the first two episodes per every season, though, so let me know if you want me to check for more from any particular one that catches your eye!

Personal Memo #1

I will be saving these for research purposes and examining them. I will block out 3 hours of my day for the next 4 weeks to conduct this research.