President Chipp Zanuff

Vote ME president for all nations!

[president-chipp-zanuff]

My Name is Chipp Zanuff! I’m the President of the Eastern Chipp Kingdom. Give me your votes!

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Happy pride all my citizens, followers and to all around the world! To celebrate this time I’m going to try a fruity cocktail that i saw Answer drink, I’ll update you later.

[ricephobic]

i made this in like 2 minutes

[wallet6464]

@president-chipp-zanuff is this true

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Of course not!! I’m NOT American.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

友達になりたい？

No we cannot be boyfriends. I already am interested in someone else.

[leapyearofgear]

PRESIDENT CHIPP ZANUFF?????

[president-chipp-zanuff]

こんにちはシグマ

[president-chipp-zanuff]

@answer-tired-business-ninja

want to kiss? I’m bored.

[answer-tired-business-ninja]

Chip-WAIT WHAT Memo #1

Sure! Of course!

(This is for pr right? I wonder if this is what friends do - kissing the homies goodnight?)

[president-chipp-zanuff]

YESSS

(@zappayourlocalghostexpert thanks for the advice it’s working)

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

If a certain ninja president comes here trying to fight me, tell him to get lost and that im busy.

@the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina

That’s fine with me. I dislike him anyway. He would have to pay doubled to be allowed in.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

[president-chipp-zanuff]

@answer-tired-business-ninja

want to kiss? I’m bored.

[chipp-zanuff]

Hey there Mr. President! I can't believe I stumbled upon the Chipp Zanuff on this fine website. Would you be so kind to grace me with a few words of wisdom sir?

[president-chipp-zanuff]

I agree with this man!

[ghost-researcher]

@questionfromguiltygear

U are now president of the eastern chipp kingdom

Not anymore I resign

And I know that you're lying by the way

[Goes back to reading yaoi]

[president-chipp-zanuff]

UH NO??? Thank you Zappa for being reasonable..

[ghost-researcher]

You're welcome Mr president

I just want to read my yaoi I don't want to run a country

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Based.

[ghost-researcher]

@questionfromguiltygear

U are now president of the eastern chipp kingdom

Not anymore I resign

And I know that you're lying by the way

[Goes back to reading yaoi]

[president-chipp-zanuff]

UH NO??? Thank you Zappa for being reasonable..

[askkykiske]

Hello Illyria and the rest of the world, me and my beautiful wife, Dizzy, have an exciting announcement to make now that we're free to roam the outside world again...

I'm pregnant!

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Yooo…congrats your majesty!!!

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Heard there's been bad times all around, so my domicile is open to anyone. If you can find it, I've got plenty of weed to go around if desired.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

YOU. DO NOT SUPPLY WEED TO THE YOUTH! IVE EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS FIRST HAND AND ITS HORRIBLE! STOP THIS AT ONCE.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Relax, I'm only giving it to them if they are of age. I'm at least semi responsible.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

DONT GIVE WEED TO ANYONE. PERIOD.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Come stop me, Ninja boy, I am a master of stealth.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

As you stated I’m LITERALLY a ninja so don’t worry. I’ll find you.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

I can smell your axe body spray from here, try me.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

EXCUSE ME?!? How dare you! I DO NOT use axe body spray!! I’m much more dignified than that. I use my frozen perfume so do not spread any misinformation about me. Besides, you’ll need much more than “smell” alone to notice me coming.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Heard there's been bad times all around, so my domicile is open to anyone. If you can find it, I've got plenty of weed to go around if desired.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

YOU. DO NOT SUPPLY WEED TO THE YOUTH! IVE EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS FIRST HAND AND ITS HORRIBLE! STOP THIS AT ONCE.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Relax, I'm only giving it to them if they are of age. I'm at least semi responsible.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

DONT GIVE WEED TO ANYONE. PERIOD.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Come stop me, Ninja boy, I am a master of stealth.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

As you stated I’m LITERALLY a ninja so don’t worry. I’ll find you.

[ghost-researcher]

I'm done with being stressed right now my boyfriend is working on his raspberry pi I'm going to go into his office and kiss him

[president-chipp-zanuff]

I’d do the same to mine but I’m not sure if we’re onto that stage yet.

[ghost-researcher]

Why not go ask him?

You will never know until you ask

[president-chipp-zanuff]

Hmm…maybe I will after he’s had a nap. He’s done a lot of work recently.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Heard there's been bad times all around, so my domicile is open to anyone. If you can find it, I've got plenty of weed to go around if desired.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

YOU. DO NOT SUPPLY WEED TO THE YOUTH! IVE EXPERIENCED THE EFFECTS FIRST HAND AND ITS HORRIBLE! STOP THIS AT ONCE.

[the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina]

Relax, I'm only giving it to them if they are of age. I'm at least semi responsible.

[president-chipp-zanuff]

DONT GIVE WEED TO ANYONE. PERIOD.

[ghost-researcher]

I'm done with being stressed right now my boyfriend is working on his raspberry pi I'm going to go into his office and kiss him

[president-chipp-zanuff]

I’d do the same to mine but I’m not sure if we’re onto that stage yet.