Ant-Man

[ant-meme-man]

So if anyone sees giant stuff just know it’s being handled...and if you want the full story go talk to @thewholememeandnothingbutthememe

[mohansabbot]

Scott: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?

Hope: What do you mean?

Scott: You just seem nicer than usual.

Hope: I'll punch you in the face if you want.

[mysteries-archive-deactivated20]

marvel ➫ scott lang

[incorrectantfam]

Hope: Scott

Scott: Hope

Luis: Luis

Scott: You just said your own name

Luis: It was the only one left

[incorrectantfam]

Scott: I can take care of myself just fine

Hope: No

Scott: What do you mean "no"?

Hope: No

[incorrectantfam]

Scott: Hope's on a mission so I'm gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts

Luis: Why?

Scott: She's like 80% of my impulse control

[kpfun]

#life in quarantine

[whatelsecanwedonow]

ANT-MAN (2015) dir. Peyton Reed

[678i0u]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

I got a Masters in Electrical Engineering, alright. I’m gonna be fine.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Scott and Tony being Very Proud Dads

[incorrect-antman]

Scott: Knock knock

Scott: Who's there?

Scott: Wood!

Scott: Wood who?

Hope: Would you please stop talking to yourself?

Scott: Okay.

[678i0u]

[noitsbecky127]

Peter, Ned, and Wanda in the car with Steve: (pass a McDonalds)

Peter, Ned, and Wanda: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Steve: We have food at home.

Peter, Ned, and Wanda: Awwww

~~~~~

Peter, Ned, and Wanda in the car with Sam: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Sam: (pulls up to the window)

Peter, Ned, and Wanda: (cheering)

Sam: One black coffee, please.

~~~~~

Peter, Ned, and Wanda in the car with Scott: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Scott: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

[jinv-main-deactivated20201228]

make me choose - ↳ @samecoin​ asked: scott lang or hope van dyne

[taylor-hebert-khepmeme]

@the-spider-meme-man @ant-meme-man

Hello. We may have a problem. Assuming your names are accurate, I must inform you that my power appears to override instinct in the creatures I grab. We will have to test to see if your control over spiders/ants, respectively, overrides mine, and probably determine a way to indicate who needs them more, should we overlap in our patrols and similar options.

Also, Brockton Bay is missing.

[ant-meme-man]

Uhh what? Who are you? Also how about we don’t do that.

[rodrickheffeley]

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Scott, Tony and Steve: America’s Ass