Really need an older woman to beat the shit out of me then hold me and tell me everything sgonna be ok. And um tbat would fix me I think. .

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Really need an older woman to beat the shit out of me then hold me and tell me everything sgonna be ok. And um tbat would fix me I think. .
I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising
I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.
If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
!!!!!!!
What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!
Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.
But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.
uh oh
Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.
You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.
I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3
HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...
Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please
I am the rat king and I am running for mayor, to bestow legal rights opon my kind.
Dear your majesty the rat king
I am writing because I personally do not feel that it is fair that you get to be king AND mayor. when you are mayor, I am going to petition for the role of rat king to become an electoral position. I will run for rat king.
I love you
say it back
Very well. Should I be elected as mayor, then I shall step down as rat king. That way, I could also focus more on the position of mayor instead of juggling two leadership positions at once.
I love you like I love all my subjects.
BEST RAT KING EVER YIPPEEE!!!!!
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
!!!!!!!
What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!
Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.
But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.
uh oh
Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.
You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.
I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3
HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...
Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please
I am the rat king and I am running for mayor, to bestow legal rights opon my kind.
Dear your majesty the rat king
I am writing because I personally do not feel that it is fair that you get to be king AND mayor. when you are mayor, I am going to petition for the role of rat king to become an electoral position. I will run for rat king.
I love you
say it back
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
!!!!!!!
What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!
Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.
But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.
uh oh
Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.
You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.
I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3
HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...
Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
!!!!!!!
What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!
Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.
But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.
uh oh
Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.
You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.
I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
!!!!!!!
What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!
Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.
But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.
uh oh
First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰
hey guys, asking for a friend: when a guy you like tells you that your skin is really soft do you
a) say someyhing really sexy and cool
b) “i think I have a connective tissue disorder.”
any help is appreciated asking for my friend