chorb

@antfarmsport

19 he/it queer little boything

9 posts

Really need an older woman to beat the shit out of me then hold me and tell me everything sgonna be ok. And um tbat would fix me I think. .

#older women #is this anything #how do I achieve it #where are the older women into my t boy swag #trans ftm

dragongirlteeth

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

dragongirlteeth

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

#the second I see an ad for something I kinda already don’t want it anymore

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

!!!!!!!

the-one-true-dark-one

What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!

Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.

But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.

uh oh

the-one-true-dark-one

Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.

You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.

I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3

the-one-true-dark-one

HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...

Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please

I am the rat king and I am running for mayor, to bestow legal rights opon my kind.

Dear your majesty the rat king

I am writing because I personally do not feel that it is fair that you get to be king AND mayor. when you are mayor, I am going to petition for the role of rat king to become an electoral position. I will run for rat king.

I love you

say it back

Very well. Should I be elected as mayor, then I shall step down as rat king. That way, I could also focus more on the position of mayor instead of juggling two leadership positions at once.

I love you like I love all my subjects.

BEST RAT KING EVER YIPPEEE!!!!!

#I love the rat king

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

!!!!!!!

the-one-true-dark-one

What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!

Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.

But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.

uh oh

the-one-true-dark-one

Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.

You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.

I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3

the-one-true-dark-one

HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...

Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please

I am the rat king and I am running for mayor, to bestow legal rights opon my kind.

Dear your majesty the rat king

I am writing because I personally do not feel that it is fair that you get to be king AND mayor. when you are mayor, I am going to petition for the role of rat king to become an electoral position. I will run for rat king.

I love you

say it back

#the great rat #the rat king

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

!!!!!!!

the-one-true-dark-one

What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!

Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.

But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.

uh oh

the-one-true-dark-one

Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.

You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.

I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3

the-one-true-dark-one

HANDS OFF MY HAIR! And this flattery brings you no where deary. Once I am elected, I will put you in one of the 2 jail cells this town has... right beside burr... the rat king will need his own little cage...

Is there a separate election for the role of the rat king? I would like to run please

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

!!!!!!!

the-one-true-dark-one

What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!

Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.

But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.

uh oh

the-one-true-dark-one

Once I win the election to be the Mayor of Storybrooke, I will make it illegal to deform my image in such a way.

You and @burr7a both would go to prison. Bye-bye. Burr for property damage, unpaid rent, deformation, and 50 other charges. And you for deformation.

I love you true dark one please please please grow your hair out again <3

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

!!!!!!!

the-one-true-dark-one

What in magics' name is this! Their is only one dark one and that is me! I am the evil sadistic scaly lizard wizard man, the one true dark one!

Everyone else is a charlatan playing dressing up. A little jester playing pretend.

But I? I am the real deal deary. I am the one true dark one. And mark my words, you will fear my wrath.

uh oh

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

#once upon a time #ouat #haley whipjack #Whipjack #rumplestiltskin #the dark one #scaly lizard man #something something yippee something something #fanart #artwork #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art

hey guys, asking for a friend: when a guy you like tells you that your skin is really soft do you

a) say someyhing really sexy and cool

b) “i think I have a connective tissue disorder.”

any help is appreciated asking for my friend

#chronic illness #flirting #he did kinda look like he had no idea what to say to that #but we persevere

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