Haley Whipjack

that guy who does podcasts and also videos

[eos-aurora]

I joined the @whipjack patreon and enjoyed the June video. Why did you make me like this? What have you done to me? I'm 5'6" and live in a swamp and my mane is always sweaty. I'm a Leopole

I am 5'6", have compound eyes, a lion mane, am amphibious, large ears, and 2 limbs.

I also drew the Greater Jawzord. Enjoy!

[whipjack]

yes. YES

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[fearoftheminotaur]

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[thrashersasuke]

takes a break from feminism to enjoy dean winchester

[computer-graveyard]

Henry is so chill what is his problem

[syistoppedgivingafuck]

i had a vision.

[syistoppedgivingafuck]

the vision is shared by too many people i'm scared

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[whipjack]

hey!! watching your castiel part 1 video, is that a gale dekarios in the background?? i Need your thoughts on baldur's gate 3

i have amazing news for you about three videos that exist on my YouTube channel already

(also yes it is a gale, I’ve got gale and shadowheart pillows, and a stained glass style art print of every companion on my wall. I feel normal about bg3)

[asweetersapphic]

feel like this clip from @whipjack's newest video could do numbers here

[a-driftamongopenstars]

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

[bridgetserdocksketches]

the way i SAT UP when haley was simply describing the quetzacoaltus

[whipjack]

Bridget I should have KNOWN you’d have my back when it came to quetzacoualtus fanart

[whipjack]

hello. I have made a creechur and it sucks BAD. I based it off my fursona. some sort of no armed human sized jackaloupe with the head of a borzoi. I would hunt it to extinction if it were real. thank you SO much for the creative exercise :•D

this creechur is beautiful and i will accept no violent words against it. look at it it sucks its awesome. Its beautiful. this thing will not survive the winter

[seven-winged-liar]

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice

[midnigtartist]

Can you be evil in the morning?

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.