Haley Whipjack

that guy who does podcasts and also videos

[seven-winged-liar]

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice

[midnigtartist]

Can you be evil in the morning?

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[bridgetserdocksketches]

sawyer anne boone out here having really normal feelings about her good friend sam robinson

[whipjack]

this is so so beautiful, I love you Bridget and I love you sawyer anne boone

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[whipjack]

if you haven’t listened yet, the first three episodes of Unprepared Casters: Wild Things are available anywhere you get your podcasts!

Learn why this fantasy actually play series is having a story set in Nebraska and discover that the real ghosts we hunt are the friends we make along the way!

[tendergifs]

[This Kid Has Four Moms (Once Upon a Time Season 6 Recap)]

[antfarmsport]

First fanart I’ve ever done and it’s of one of my most favorite YouTubers (@whipjack) dressed like the scaly lizard man 😰

[whipjack]

!!!!!!!

[approximateknowledge]

"this would be so good if it was good" might just be my favourite sentence to use when analysing any media

because it's not a meaningless thing to say

some things will always be mid at best, but sometimes things that suck could be so good, if only they were good

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[whipjack]

WOAH guess who made a new video

Castiel is the Only Character in Supernatural (Seasons 4-7) is available! Now! Right here!!!!

[gender-luster]

my husband (haley whipjack once upon a time recaps) went MIA in the war, 60 long years ago (the last upload was almost 9 months ago) i know he is gone forever, but some small part of me still prays he will one day return... (they'll continue when whipjack's ready, i'm sure. i'm just a dramatic bitch)

[whipjack]

im sailing home to you, my darling. never fear

[justalunaticfangirl]

out of context UC quotes let’s go

these are just random quotes (from arc 6 onward, plus extra content) ~ no spoilers, probably?

if you’re gonna, you gotta - jenny

this is a very soup-based arc - someone idk

the soup warms our stomachs and our hearts as we holly jolly frolic - jenny

if you’re stealing for academia, it doesn’t count - amelia

i’ll roll so many nat 20s, i’ll practice right now… Nope! - amelia

aw hell yeah i love those little Canada guys - haley

[the patrons] keep the car bloody - gus

blunt force trauma is not a magical effect- haley

[entire crew falls of their flying dude] i would say this is sub-optimal - amelia

you hear the sound of bagpipes, which was kip’s instrument. kip did not know how to play the bagpipes. - amelia

would you like to be better at skinning our best friend airyc? - haley (lottie)

is it disrespectful to dig someone’s grave with their own shovel? - haley (lottie)

~~~ taglist ig?

lmk if you want to keep being tagged in these, i have a bunch more

@atsecretgardensinmymind @yarn-dragon @silly-goofy-mood @2nd-mushroom-circle

[whipjack]

fun fact! Jenny actually made me a wooden sign of ‘if you’re gonna, you gotta’ that still lives on my shelf, it means everything to me