Serious vs Whimsy
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Serious vs Whimsy
Tell 'em, Bernie.
silmarillion fandom be like “___ my beloved I love them so much” and it’s a character jrr tolkien mentioned once in a footnote
Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny
"These guys can recite the first 200 decimal places of Pi but will also try to fit their fists in their mouths."
yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
A little off topic but not too much: I always wanted to give men hell for making anime boobs go like that but... I boob breastily down the stairs. I walk and and it's like boing boing. I breathe and the girls go bounce bounce. 😭
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
If you are not ready to enter the conversation with intellectual honesty, don't FUCKING bother, you buffoon.
What, WHAT - it wasn't?
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
… I spent most of my teenage years out and about, raising hell and running from the trouble. Physically at home less than away. Moved in with friends. Moved in with relatives.
Did you kids forget to have legs?
Freedom is not a thing that is given, freedom is something you take
Well. That's not something children should have to do. Good for you I guess but you're a moron for thinking this is an option for every child.
Did I say every child? Did I say child? I thought we were talking about teenagers.
What I am saying, is if it sucks, hit the bricks. You can leave! cops if you're quick
Freedom is something you fucking take. For yourself. Because otherwise it's just sparkling permission
I'm really glad that worked for you, but it's a little tone deaf on my post about the legal rights of teenagers. I don't know where you're from, but in a lot of places if you run away from your abusive home, the police will drag you back to your abusers. Because of the lack of legal right to leave.
And I don't think raising hell helps with teenagers right to access birth control and abortions. On account of those things being gatekept behind doctors and expensive to obtain illegally. And I'm sure the trouble you got into was great, but most people find it very difficult to break out of conversion therapy camps and inpatient mental health facilities to get into trouble.
And I'm sure disabled teenagers being medically abused by their parents are very reassured by their ability to Just leave. Hopefully the friends or relatives they're going to stay with will have an accessible house.
I am #1 advocate for teenagers getting into trouble, but it's not a replacement for basic human rights.
Me: *spent my entire childhood and youth in a home where I was physically assaulted and bullied by my sibling so relentlessly I started self-harming when I was 12 which was also when I had my first suicidal thoughts*
Some muppet: "fReEdOm Is SoMeThInG yOu TaKe"
Obviously, every single one of 352.6 million Americans was at the Fair, as depicted here, on this beautiful work by an unknown AI. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Correction: there's only 342.6 million of you, not 352.6 as previously mentioned. But there's definitely one million more on the beautiful outstanding AI picture.
A lot to take in here but the helicopters are killing me, man!😭
We should all be more like Albania.
Accurate.
Me, approaching 40s slowly but steadily: I am about to reach my final form, I see.
Home girl said "fuck no" to that.
You know what. I'm tired of pretending 99% of my problems wouldn't be solved if I had more money and people weren't such dickweeds.
I like to think I'm a relatively rational person. Until I find myself up at 3 am, pondering if I should take an ax and go to my abuser's house and start coming through the door while screaming "I HATE YOU!" Other wonderful option would be to throw a rock into their living room. And if that's not enough I will literally succumb to Satan of wrath and start summoning demons.
... Aaaand, then I conclude that I have to take my meds and go the fuck to bed.
[Edit: Actually, you deserve to know what triggered this crazy. A banana. Not even a physical banana. A picture of a banana. I'm crying. 😂]
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots
I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.
I’m Alpha Temptress.I knew it! 😂
Good ol' Moon Moon! 😂
Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani
Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.
I swear, even in Europe whenever I hear what this dude has done it's always positive and I cheer like he's MY mayor. 😂 And when I feel like nothing is ever going to get better I remember there's Zohran Mamdani, and if there's one Zohran Mamdani there HAS to be another Zohran Mamdani somewhere in this world.