almighty.

Have a little faith in our children, sweet husband of mine.

I love our children. Look at them, they’re beautiful. We’re beautiful.

#a month later

When is it going to be take your kids to work day? They should invent a take your kids to work week. That would be magnificent.

Noah and Eloise would tear down the workplace in that time.

You’re giving me way too much credit, Fish. Don’t talk about her that way. She’s the equally cool Fisher.

You’re right, I’ll tone it down. That is a blatant lie.

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Yay.

Neither would I.

Good.

I felt like it’s been rumored since the last one came out, but I recently saw something about a handful of the main actors signing on to do a ten-year reunion type film. Her and I do make a good team, but I don’t know if I’m really the tv host type. Speaking of, where and how is Aubrey? I want to say that there were two sons, but I could be wrong.

It’s all a conspiracy. You’re the everything type, it’ll be chill. Honestly, Aubrey’s just floating around these days, who knows. She visits every now and then but she’s too busy thirsting over the top ten most eligible billionaire bachelors. Tsk, typical less-cool-Fisher.

So you’re not afraid we’re missing out on too much?

Missing out? No, never. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to read it to them. I don’t know how much they’ll be able to comprehend at this point though. Did you know they’re making a fourth movie? I can, but Kiran’s been wanting her own tv show since high school, so I might let her have this one. I feel like none of us really knew him. He had kids our age–did you know that?

#..... .. .#just kidding i always laugh at my own jokes

I thought that was a rumour. Oh, that’s true, she’ll be wanting to host it. I mean, you can co-host? You two are supposed to be that duo on that show that has that girl that looks like my cousin. Didn’t he have a son that went to Easton for a bit or something? I remember something vaguely.

I’ve never cracked open a parenting book; I’m the wrong person to ask. A star who wouldn’t be able to sing until the sequel. Way to under-perform. And a sweetheart. We need a “Where are they now?” E! special for Easton kids. Why do you say that?

#wait why did you laugh #where was the funny

I expected you to be like Google, I’m disappointed. Dat shade doe, ouch. Can you host it? Well, I feel like we could’ve done that man better. He had feelings, you know? I was young and disrespectful.

No, I don’t think we rushed into all of this, nor do I doubt anything we’ve done. I think about how different our lives would be if we were married without kids, or if we were still just dating. We’d be a lot more normal for our age, that’s for sure.

Normal’s overrated. Too mainstream.

Staying home with Noah and Eloise most days completely wears me out, I’m not sure if I could handle or if I would be ready to throw another little cutie into the mix. I think two might be plenty for us.

Yeah, I agree. Do you ever wonder if we rushed into all this? I mean, I don’t regret anything but every now and then I remember how young we are and how young everyone else thought we were to do all this.

Are you reading the dictionary out to the twins yet? Looking like you could have been an extra in HSM doesn’t make you a good dancer. He was a what? We should go back and thank Dean Hathaway one of these days.

Am I supposed to? Is that what you’re supposed to do? I have no idea what I’m doing. I could’ve been the star of HSM, not an extra. I can play basketball too. A chillah, he was chill. I don’t know if he liked me very much.

#anum pls

Your bedtime stories were always very interesting. I remember that one about the Matrix, and it was before I had seen the movie so your story made absolutely no sense to me. Sleeping with you beside me has always been one of my most favorite things in the world. I know you were joking, but we’ve never really talked about that.

But now you’ve seen The Matrix and realise how great of a story that was. Should we talk about it? I know obviously now, I don’t want to rush to have more children. Noah and Eloise are already a handful, in the best way. And they’re both still really young. I don’t think I’m ready either.

Not that it’s a big word or anything, but since when do you call things a spectacle? I want in after Kal beats you. I wonder if he’d be weirded out by how often we all still talk about him. I think it’s just one of those songs that fits.

#time for bed is good but unfinished

I’m a father now, I have to lead by example. School did me some good. Wow, honestly. I thought you were on my side. I’m a great dancer, have you seen me dance? Probably not, Mike was a chillah. Still, good times.

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Don’t use such vulgar language with me, Anthony Fisher.