Feelings Moose

Hello, fellow woodland creatures! I am an adult moose that most definitely causes problems, and this is a blog about my adventures through the internet - primarily in the form of feelings. About Me: white, queer, genderfluid, they/them.

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[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[celestial-fang]

Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.

[celestial-fang]

Plugging this once again to remind you that my queen Irene Papas is also in it!! It’s unfair just how gorgeous and ethereal everyone looks

[scandalousadventures]

Sweet skeleton doll 💀🌸 Would you join her on a picnic?

[scandalousadventures]

I love this picture too

[mournfulroses]

Catherynne M. Valente, from her book titled "Deathless," originally published in March 2011

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[succstosucculent]

@ominous-signs

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Official ominous sign

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We need to bring this back full swing so bad

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I ship it

[trangoldin]

[femboy-c-cups]

american ronin grips his baseball bat tight and flicks his wrist. after a beat your head explodes off your neck into the atmosphere and the baseball homerun organ noise plays

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

@manorpunk

[gender-kenvy]

You know what, I bet Patrick O'Brian is the reason I always feel the need to extensively research every subject I write about. That man gave us the entirety of maritime jargon and then an audience surrogate with zero practical sailing skills just so he could teach us all the maritime jargon. And then also gave that character extremely niche scientific hobbies so he could also teach us about critters and natural sciences in the 1800's. I swear it's the epitome of 'i learned this while researching something completely different, fell down a rabbit hole of discovery, and now i'm adding it to the story bc i think it's neat! :B'

[loveridden1999]

New Delhi - 20-07-2026

[byjove]

This is going to sound so stupid but as someone from a subtropical area, I struggle to fathom the climate of Britain. I’ve been doing a lot of research on the climate of southern Wales. What do you mean the temperature is usually between 34°f and 66°f? The record low is only -9.9°f and the record high is 98°f? I’m from a place where it is usually between 30° f and 90°f, the record low is -34°f and the record high is 110°f. My brain cannot comprehend the idea of a place that isn’t freezing in the winter and sweltering in the summer. No life threatening temperature seesaw? No tornadoes? No hail?

[byjove]

It just rains, mists and drizzles? Theres a little snow sometimes?

[byjove]

“What’s the weather like there?” “None, really.”

[materassassino]

The Gulf Stream is the only thing making the UK liveable and once it's gone we're fucked

[byjove]

It is wild that modern humans began consistently inhabiting Britain around 12,000 years ago after the last Ice Age and modern humans began inhabiting Australia about 65,000 years ago and North America around 30,000 years ago. Britain was an uninhabitable sheet of ice until relatively recently in terms of human history and people have been fighting the weather and wildlife of Australia and the Americas far longer.

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮