Out For The Day

Inactive don’t bother

[fanficmemes]

If you’re a Zionist get the fuck off my blog you’re not welcome here

[fanficmemes]

A client of mine was trying to convince me that the government was controlling g the weather and that’s why the climate is overheating and going into a drought, I told her if they could change the weather so easily and accurately they’d be charging you a subscription to have good weather and her mind was blown

[yesornopolls]

If someone you’re romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?

Example and definition of a cheese wheel:

“A cheese wheel is a large, circular, often rind-covered block of aged cheese, such as Parmigiano Reggiano, Gouda, or Brie, typically weighing from a few pounds to over 100 pounds.”

If someone you’re romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 26

[sweetlyfez]

prev tags: #yes because I was proposed to with my own ring which he stole and gave back to me in a box he’d made#and then we went and bought a ring I liked together#if I wanted the person enough I would accept a courtship gift of cheese as I believe the ritual and contract of engagement is separate from#the VERY REAL consideration of a token of that engagement which you may well keep permanently for a good deal of your life.#in fact I think a cheese wheel proposal followed by a thoughtful visit to the used jewelry shop ticks all the boxes for a proposal.#it must indeed be a CORRECT wheel of cheese. I submit a Parmesan for reasons that will be clear in a moment.#this indicates your desirability as a mate and the resources you promise to provide.#you then purchase reasonably priced token(s) of permanent commitment together as it is generally a strange idea to surprise someone with a#permanent token and the implied test of ‘knowing them well enough to pick what they’d like’ is a little bit absurd tbh!!#then. At the wedding. you share out the cheese. this is why i suggest a Parmesan. it keeps well#and you could include it in the meal.#this concludes my suggestion for an effective new ritual that allows everyone the pleasure of pondering proposal cheeses#and working out how to hide a really big cheese and conceal it for a surprise proposal#which I think you’ll agree is much better and funnier than many current traditions around the world#I think there are some cultures that do this or something similar but my vision here is an absolute 1:1 replacement of the ring idea#go down on one knee and heft a cheese.#people in Gloucestershire: do NOT do this near a hill.#obviously the most correct proposal is one where both of you pull out a cheese

Counter-suggestion: Do do this on a hill in Gloucestershire and then they can signal their acceptance by chasing the cheese when you drop it. This can serve as a symbolic act where you go carefully and avoid breaking any bones OR as a serious competition if you want to weed out less unhinged suitors.

[elodieunderglass]

You get me!!!!

[fanficmemes]

I just want to be an honorable knight and serve a just lord with a worthy cause but every time I throw myself into supporting someone they just try to exploit workers and commit fraud

[fanficmemes]

What are you guys reading these days I need suggestions

[philcollinsenjoyer]

you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story

[fanficmemes]

Oughhhhhh my injury #myinjury

[fanficmemes]

God I’m soooooo fucking good at internet. I was using a blanket pattern found on here but the blog deactivated and the post disappeared so I found it in the reply to a comment of a Pinterest post from two years ago DAMN I’m so good

[fanficmemes]

Yknow a bad friend breakup will fuck you up more than any romantic breakup, it just hangs over you for the rest of your life like a black cloud of regret and pain

[willgrahamscock]

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

[willgrahamscock]

BUT NOT WITH AI

[fanficmemes]

Is zlibrary down for everyone else?? I feel crazy the internet is gaslighting me

[fanficmemes]

Oh fuck shit balls it’s snowing

[fanficmemes]

Scythian mummy tattoo has arrived

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[bpdloop]

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

[lovelyladylavie]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

under my feminist dictatorship every unexpected pregnancy trope applied to women in fanfic ends in abortion until morale improves

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.