this place is death

"That's why... I became an anthropologist. To find this island again. It's what...I've been searching for my whole life."

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

(619): woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.

[ text: Boone ] That was me.

[ text: Boone ] I’m pregnant, not fat you prick

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

CHARONE FOR THE SHIP MEME

SEND FOR A SHIP this isnt 8 months old

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible- Boone

likes to watch reality tv- Boone

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone- Both of them

is the jealous / protective one- Boone

goes all out on the holidays- Charlotte

cries over books- Both

is terrible with kids- Neither

drinks too much caffeine- Charlotte

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight- Boone

never wears matching socks- Mr. Brown tracksuit

punches a tree when they’re angry- Boone

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

“I’ve got somebody pregnant.”

        “Excuse me?”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

     “Alright, but it better be something good.”

[lchnss]

we dated once in college…. list of au’s.

we dated once in college and i never got over you. now i’m a single parent because my ex didn’t want a kid, and holy fuck you’re my kid’s kindergarten teacher.

we dated once in college and right after we broke up, i found out i was pregnant. but we both moved but now you’re living down the hall from me and our kid in a very small apartment building.

we dated once in college and things ended pretty roughly after i cheated on you, and we don’t talk anymore but i just saw your new fiance(e) making out with someone at the bar i work at.

we dated once in college and now i’m your wedding planner.. how awkward.

we dated once in college and hold up, what do you mean you’re my new fiance(e)’s sibling?!

we dated once in college and we had this super secret spot that we always went to but neither of us have been back in forever. ( or so the other thinks ) and fuck, my fiance just left me at the alter so here i am in my dress/tux sitting at this damn spot and … what are you doing here?

we dated once in college and now our kids are best friends.

[breathlcss]

dude forget teacher/student relationships what about a teacher/teacher relationship where muse a is a math teacher and muse b is the cute new art teacher and they sort of strike up a conversation the day before the first day of school like “haha, good like controlling these hormonal teenagers” and they become like awkward friends who always run in to each other in the teacher’s lounge or always go to each other’s rooms for extra copy paper even though they’re fucking across the school from each other and all the students ship it and lmao help 

[sex-thrill]

[illuminatethedarkness]

“Alright, okay. Just calm down – I’m sure we can just talk about this. You don’t have to do anything stupid, now.“

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

 “Talk? You can say anything but that won’t stop me from pulling the trigger.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

"Have you eaten today?"

       “I had some toast earlier…..”

[sacrificialboone]

      “Toast isn’t going to cut it, Charlotte.     Come on, let me make you something.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

   “It’s fine, you don’t have to do that. .....I’m not hungry anyway...”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."

“…….How old are you really then?”

[sacrificialboone]

      “It’s not that big of a difference, alright…        I’m not twenty-eight–   I’m twenty-three.       I just didn’t want you thinking I was, I don’t       know.. too young, or anything. It was stupid.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

    “It is a big deal! You lied to me! And ‘a bit’ is a complete understatement. ...You are too young, ...and I’m too old.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...

[text: Boone] I’m not sleeping with him, if that’s what you’re asking.

[sacrificialboone]

[text: Char] No…. I just don’t want you sleeping with him [text: Char] Or anyone else for that matter

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text: Boone] …..Is this your way of asking for us to be exclusive?

[sacrificialboone]

[text: Char] …So what if it is?

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text: Boone] ...You could have just asked, like a normal human

[sacrificialboone]

"I'm eating for two now. Leave me alone..."

      “Eating for two, or eating for twenty?!”

[sacrificialboone]

      “What?! Please don’t tell me you are       actually pregnant with twenty babies.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

    “Not...Twenty. But          I am pregnant with twins.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

"If you have another baby, you'll forget about me and love it more."

“Another?? Is there a kid I had that I don’t know about?”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

sacrificialboone:

      “                  No.         Of course not.”

        “              I’m not pregnant.         It’s not possible for me to  be        pregnant right now.         And I’m not fat either,  if that’s         what you’re insinuating.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text: Boone] It means enough

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text: Boone] Enough to make me consider it.

[sacrificialboone]

[text: Char] And when are you going to know for sure [text: Char] You can’t expect me to wait for you forever while you mull it over [text: Char] …It’s not fair to me

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

[text: Boone] You’re not going to have to wait forever [text: Boone] And it’s not fair that you’re pressuring me.

[sacrificialboone]

“What happened to your face?”

      “Nothing. Don’t worry about it.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

     “You’re bleeding all over the place. At least let me help.”

[undermycontrol-a]

anthrxpxlxgist

   “If you want my humble opinion, it is:    no, I don’t think you’ve got what it takes.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

“Well, respectfully, you’re wrong. I can do this.”

[anthrxpxlxgist-blog]

@sacrificialboone

“You know that we aren’t going to be able to keep this a secret forever, right?” Charlotte lay tangled in the mess of sheets, and watched as Boone collected his clothes that were strewn across the floor of her bedroom.  “They will find out... eventually.”