get your anti-gimmick stolen idiot

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

I steal anti-gimmicks ε:<

You can send requests for anti-gimmicks to steal in my asks.

[gimmick-remover]

Give me gimmick blogs to "fix"

[tamathena]

Baby, I only post flops

[rat-detector]

Mutuals.

Come to me! Lend me your blades!

We march upon this one, and we shall make it pay for its words! We shall force it not to Flop but grab it by its throat and lift it to the skies!

To war! Til this target’s notifications keep em up at night!

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

[skiddlefable]

.im skiddlecat and have decided that from now on i think women are scary. thank you

[skiddlefable]

HEY SO FUN FACT MY FRIEND HAS BACKDOOR ENTRY INTO MY PC VIA A PROGRAM I HAVE INSTALLED.

[fleshenjoyer]

how the FUCK does this not have 10k

[0dividedby0haha]

idk!

[fleshenjoyer]

should we do something about it?

[0dividedby0haha]

yes, let’s tag it.

[skiddlefable]

you can't do this to me

[fleshenjoyer]

@gimmick-thief

[gimmick-thief]

hey you’ll never guess what i just found

@a-counter @achivement-unlocked @alphabet-statistician @anti-gimmick-thceif @are-there-grammar-errors @b-counter @biblepercent @c-counter @carbon-monoxide-detector @cat-spotted @citrus-typos @colortracker @contraction-counter @decontextifier @digitcounter @e-counter @eggblackoutpoetry @etho-spotted @free-post-store @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic @gimmickbloghunterhunter @happy-little-painter @hellsite-quotes @hellsitegenetics @hemo-rainbow-completionist @homestuck-word-counter @i-bork-at-you @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @i-meow-at-you @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @i-shelve-posts @i-tag-gimmick-accounts @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts

just like before dm me if you want your name removed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[colortracker]

Orange, Yellow, Blue, Pink, Gray

[5/8]

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Black

[1/1]

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[pedestrianfootbridge]

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

[zombiecheetah]

Imagine your OTP

[lazy-cat-corner]

“Your last blood work said your sodium and potassium levels were a bit low…”

“STOP CALLING IT BLOOD WORK EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A NIP AT MY HANDS ON THE COUCH!”

[echo-at-the-pond]

food to lovers

[runedscope]

@monstrousparalysis

[woo-in-different-lengths]

woooooooooo

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

owwwwwwwwww

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

I give you oxygen

[gimmick-thief-thief]

No, I give you oxygen.

[gimmick-thief]

I take your oxygen.

[giving-people-stars]

I give you a gold star

[gimmick-thief]

I take your gold star

[e-counter]

i count Es

16

[gimmick-thief]

mine

[e-counter]

[gimmick-thief]

did you just change your pfp to f???

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[windex-mention]

There is no Windex™ in this post!

[gimmick-thief]

Drank it, sorry

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

I choke you until you have no oxygen and die.

[gimmick-thief]

I KNOW WHAT KINDA FREAKS FOLLOW MY BLOG THIS BETTER NOT BE IN A KINKY WAY

/lh

[gimmick-mimic]

i mean its from a bard thief so i think it is

[gimmick-thief]

ok so thats a yes

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

I do all of the above times negative one.

[vanilla---extract]

vanilla extract

[grabs-a-gimmick]

vanilla extract

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Butter, sugar, eggs, flour, milk, and baking powder.

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

you have the same pfp as one of my mutuals and was so confused for a moment

I would be confused too if I saw a post from a gimmick blog I thought was made by my mutual.

[gimmick-thief]

Hey bro. I exist now LOL!

-@stealer-of-gimmicks

hey get your own gimmick!

wait a second-

im no hypocrite continue

[1super-nova5]

Quick question, but are we going to end up getting like a very meta thing? Like, How we have The punctuator and the de-punctuator, Will we end up having some super super meta thing about stealing gimmicks and giving them back? How much will this end up evolving?

Gimmicks are so silly.

[gimmick-thief]

this will end in either a civil war or polyamory

win win

[gimmick-thief-thief]

I vote polyamory.

[wildcard-completionist]

why not both?

[gimmick-thief]

enemies to lovers, love it

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Alternative: polyamorous divorce turns into civil war

[stealer-of-gimmicks]

Please. Do not ask. Why I made this. Anyways I am the gimmick stealer!

(Ran by @dontfeed--theplants, gimmick blog s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶n̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ inspired by @gimmick-thief and @gimmick-copier)

Basically, I steal people’s gimmicks! It’s simple!

DNI:

-NSFW

-All Philes

-All Phobics

-Israel Supporters

Tags:

#Gimmick = Stolen - When I steal a gimmick

#Imagine getting your gimmick stolen - Stealing gimmicks, but make it ✨fancy✨

#Other crap - Not related to stealing gimmicks whatsoever

#Requested - Requested gimmick blogs to steal (you can request via asks!)

#Unconventional - What the fuck does this mean

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WOW. just wow. Gimmick-copier gets mentioned but I don’t. Mate I was the original to steal gimmick-thief’s gimmick, and I don’t get a shout out. Rude. /lh

[gimmick-copier]

I think it might be because my name is more original...

also, I didn't know of your existence before making this account so...

[ditto-ditto]

I thought @anti-gimmick-thceif was the first?

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

I’ve been going longer but I’m not exactly a thief of gimmick-thief’s gimmick, I steal anti-gimmicks

Also, in response to the tag; I was anti-gimmick-theif at a time and I got corrected by grammar checker so I used the rule “I before E except after C.” to correct my name.

[geekster1984]

guys…

it’s time to steal a gimmick

[gimmick-thief]

HEY WAIT THATS MY GIMMICK

AND MY TAG

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Stealing a gimmick?

WAIT, THAT’S MY ANTIGIMMICK YOUR STEALING, WHICH THAT IN ITSELF IS STEALING MY GIMMICK

[striders]

ㅤ

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:

Closest match:

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[i-say-not-ok]

not ok.

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

ok.

[angiemelon]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[gimmick-thief]

ok

[azura2298]

ok

[gimmick-thief]

>:(

[trolleybusaberrations]

ok

[gimmick-thief]

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

not ok

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

You have alerted the gimmick account, @the-real-google. (That’s my main.) Your anti-gimmick shall be mine.

Some time, not now.

What even would your anti-gimmick be? Do I go to some other blog’s asks and try to google my question there?

Or perhaps I can form a friendship with Bing and we both secretly hate each other, as opposed to your rivalry where you both secretly like each other.

Probably the first one, second one seems like too much effort.

[celestial-same-picverse]

I will do one pushup for every note this post receives.

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Be strong. Have muscle.

[ofishal-fish-posts]

ok....followers...do your thing

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Un-obirdal bird post

[friendfrog-deactivated20150808]

if u have ever seen a tit you are going to hell

[official-boob-posts]

it’s true e it’s in the bibble

[in-the-bible]

if, have, ever, seen, a, you, are, going, to, and hell are in the bible!

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

u and tit are not in the bible!