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posts inconsistent as instant grits || header: @kaijubrainsart

[anticapitulation]

so long fuckos

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A wild animal: in an odd place

tumblr user: old god….. Elder God

wild animal: where the fuck am I

[animatedtext]

requested by nysbg

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

[trashboat]

we still squeezing every last drop out of horny on main while we can?

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Sasha Vinogradova

[hollowtones]

GREAT News!

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

[relishboi]

fucking finally

[terratheterror]

fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit

[hollowtones]

PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts. 

Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof. 

Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.

[terratheterror]

my apologies. i will refrain from assuming in the future.

y’all reblog this post with the right info!

[hollowtones]

Thank you for making things right.

[teathattast]

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[anticapitulation]

the death of tumblr.

2018

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kaydear]

when ur a warlock and u defeat an enemy warlock

[rejisol]

Magic runs in the family

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[rknsfw]

Hoenn Trumpet Trainer!

PS: i did this!