Uncontrollable, Undeniable

ANTI-SWARSE | NO J/E/FF TR/O/Y STANS ALLOWED | #Jarse Stan Till The End Of Days | Aces Homeboy | Zimmerstann | Bitter | Collin | Icon by legojacques

[pwoops]

Kent: PWOOPS! Swoops: the fuck did you say to me?

[antiswarse]

Tbh the best Aces? Corgi, Parser, Hopper, Jazzy, Ramen (loml), Hammer (lomlx2), SOMETIMES Grady SOMETIMES Ennie, Dimmer,

but go off i guess

[swarse]

The Last Screaming Willow wasn’t even that good ://////

is that what you think? o k a y

[antiswarse]

Honestly idk why y’all ever thought Ari///ana would ever take constructive criticism

[swarse]

Collin. that isn’t constructive criticism because that would mean it actually helps me in any way at all except for letting me know that the Grey Sunglass Dude doesn’t like my fic. which, big deal. why should I care what the The Sunglass Dude thinks?

anon, the truth is that Collin and I had a good thing going with TLSW. a real good thing. or so I thought. apparently that wasn’t the case. either way, TLSW isn’t getting completed. I don’t have the energy and my boyfriend will attest to the fact that I don’t have the stability or the detachment either. I’ve lost a lot of friends. I’ve lost a beta and the best cowriter I ever had. I can’t get that back.

also, Collin? get the fuck off my blog, will you?

[swarse]

oh my god, you named your new blog @antiswarse? WTF? you do realise that makes us sound like Roman twins, right?

[antiswarse]

I wasn’t on your fucking blog *eye roll* Everything is always about you isn’t it? And I had to let people know I wasn’t dealing with swarse anymore ever again. Take that shit somewhere else.

God you always make things more than they need to be

[antiswarse]

OMG

Did you guys see what Parser said in that new interview?! GOD he looked so good!! I found a copy of the transcript and look at how cute he is;

Q: What’s your favourite part of your routine?

A: Probably cuddling with Kit. (He laughs a bit here) I know it sounds so weird but she really helps with keeping me calm and grounded. I can’t stress enough how important she is to me.

GOD THIS MAN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

[antiswarse]

apparently Arianna is no longer writing the last screaming willow??? 😱😱😱 what do you know any dis fam

It pains me to say it but yeah, The Last Screaming Willow will essentially be dead. I beta’d for it for a long time while it was being written but. After everything I can’t even look at it anymore.

But there are a bunch of other amazing works!

~Collin

[antiswarse]

I love your playlists!! ahh please make one for zenny + winter/autumn aesthetic? please? thank you so much!

Oh absolutely!! Gimme a day or two to get the perfect songs together!

~Collin

[antiswarse]

I'm sorry–I'm new to the fandom. what happened? what's the shaving cream incident? what's going on? ~sincerely, a very confused fan

Okay, so, here’s the link to the youtube video.

And for those of you who can’t access the link, the long and short of it is: Tr///oy pulled a ““““““““““prank”””””””””” that ended in Parser being covered in shaving cream that Tr///oy had deliberately put in his hand. Parser woke up alarmed and skittish and had to try to laugh it off as a “joke” when it was so obvious he was shaken. Tr///oy continued claiming it was “all in good fun” but you could tell it made Parser uncomfortable. I have speculations about who was holding the camera (I personally think it was Fenny, because who else would roll with Tr//oy’s stupid antics?)

Anyway, after seeing the way Tr///oy treated Parser? It just made me see a lot of things differently. I don’t trust Tr///oy. Every “prank” after the shaving cream incident has been intentionally malicious. Arianna’s claiming it wasn’t that serious but like, the look on Parser’s face? That wasn’t funny.

~Collin

[antiswarse]

roast @ri@nn@

Honestly I don’t even need to, she does it enough for herself every time she opens her mouth *rolls eyes* Like?? To see a person who’s blatantly shit and still support him? Bitch.

~Collin

[swarse]

The Last Screaming Willow wasn’t even that good ://////

is that what you think? o k a y

[antiswarse]

Honestly idk why y’all ever thought Ari///ana would ever take constructive criticism

[antiswarse]

you're not finishing Under A Jade Sky??? 😱😱😱 why would you do this to us

I’m sorry to everyone who loved Under A Jade Sky but I couldn’t keep writing it because it isn’t fair to Parser. T///ro///y is a problematic person and has zero regard for KVP’s life and safety and Under A Jade Sky painted him too kindly.

I regret investing nearly 100k into a fic like that and then leaving it, but it had to be done.

If you’d like, you can catch up with my newest fic, Vermilion Swans! It follows Parse and Zimms playing together and falling in love, and is absolutely my favourite project thus far.

~Collin

[antiswarse]

you're so fucking embarrassing Collin. Ari was your friend. I feel like she's the only person left in this fandom who has any sense of right and wrong. anyway have fun shipping j*rse you guys haven't had be c content in 6277 years LMAO

So I could have sworn I said leave your fucking discourse at the door? Ugh no one listens these days. If you support Ari/////an///a that’s your fucking choice. It’s the wrong choice but it’s yours

Did you even hear about the trade negotiations happening behind the scenes? For all we know T////r//////o//////////y is leaving the team and Zimmermann will be traded. And he’ll be back on the same line and things will be good again.

Keep your shit out of my inbox.

[antiswarse]

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE THE ZIMMERBOOTY

;D Glad to be here! The Zimmerbooty is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

~Collin

[antiswarse]

Collin I can't tell you how glad I am that you've seen the truth...I've stopped expecting anything better from Ar//Ian//@ but you've restored my faith in this fandom. thank you

Hey!

Sometimes you have to step back from the toxic people in your life, you know? :/ Ari///a/na chose her own path and I can’t really afford to be affiliated with her because of what she endorses. It’s just how things go, you know?

~Collin

[omgpieplease]

Parse in the Sin Bin! Commission for @garden-of-succulents based on this post! My other Check Please fanart!

[littlestpersimmon]

Let’s get out of this place, ‘cause you’re starting to waste Within this teenage wasteland.

[garden-of-succulents]

Kent Parson speaking to the press: I totally support LGBT players. Hell, every single team I’ve ever played for has had a queer guy on it.

Hockey fans: TIME TO SCOUR THE ROSTERS OF PARSER’S OLD TEAMS LOOKING FOR THE GAY GUYS!

Kent: You guys are idiots.

[antiswarse]

Ugh

It sucks having to start over from a new blog, but I had to leave @babyswarser after that shit with Ari////anna went down. Kent Parson follows you on twitter AND instagram and you won’t even confirm or deny an article, based in FACT, about how fucking problematic J//eff Tr///oy is??

Anyway, this is for me to start over! Yes, I know the url is gonna end up starting shit probably but I have to make it CLEAR what I don’t like.

Under A Jade Sky is abandoned and to anyone who knew me for the work, I’m sorry. You’re amazing for putting up with me through all that. I won’t delete it but I won’t finish it either.

Welcome to the new Collin!!