clowntech my life

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dude

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the clownpierce glaze.... https://streamable.com/tmw38a

LMFAO WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? i must've missed it 😭

they highkey speaking facts tho, more people need to call minute's simpy behavior out. thanks to devotion duo for doing that often

ty for the crumbs anon i really needed this ❤️‍🩹

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mapicc being confident that minute wouldn't betray.. until clown comes along

[151ae]

zam roasts minute, or as i like to call it, Why Did She Say That

[where-is-lifesteal]

where are clowntech....::3:3:3:3

Today clown told minute he liked him too

[densityv]

thinking about lifesteal season 5 again…… the pmc betrayal…… clown hunting minute down like a dog, minute getting more and more desperate no longer fighting but just turning tail and running, dozens of arrows sticking out of his back, worn down to a slow and painful death—horrible to watch, clown said himself as their past camaraderie flashed through his head—and in the end minute just stripping himself of armour to spare his very last bit of dignity as the persistence hunter that was his former teammate puts him down brutally.

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this pmc shit is crazy bro….. after their last meeting in the old pmc base clown said “that was rough” because betraying minute genuinely affected him and leo said “minute doesn’t understand he hasn’t been on lifesteal long enough” and i just know that’s part of why the pmc breakup hit ls!clown so hard. yeah clown was the one who chose to betray him, but minute’s genuine devastation at that betrayal really struck home to clown that minute never truly understood lifesteal—and thus never truly understood clown. that’s why minute tried to steer the server towards peace and take away the heart of lifesteal, the thing that clown loves most about it, as well as why minute never saw his own betrayal of the pmc’s ideals as a betrayal at all, as if being a noble hero is natural, as if they werent just killers when it really came down to it. clown is a wild predator minute mistook for a domesticated pet, and when he tried to take it indoors he was inevitably bitten.

[heraldofhope]

apocalypse stocks holding steady

Pili: To be honest, I don't - I've been like, having this debate, of what teams are gonna last and what teams are not gonna last. I don't think your guys' team is ever gonna like, betray. I feel like this is gonna be a season long team.

Minute: That's what I'm saying!

Pili: It does feel like that, it genuinely does - I can see a couple teams this season like down the road kinda like breaking up because like, betrayals or stuff like that, but I - you know what I feel like it's kinda solid. I feel like Team Apocalypse kinda has solid stuff going on for the rest of the season.

Minute: Yeah. Cause like Clown and I aren't gonna betray because we already did - we already had that whole commotion in that one season.

Pili: Mhm

Minute: And Rek and SB, they just like.

Pili: Those guys are like, chill

Minute (slightly overlapped) They just aren't like, betrayers like that

Pili: Yeah! Yeah no exactly, I feel like you all are kinda like, on the same page too, which is good

Minute: Yeah, we aligned very well this season

Pili: Mhm!

[heraldofhope]

clownpierce, completely unprompted: should I betray minutetech

[heraldofhope]

the struggles of lifesteal, according to minutetech

[taag-the-withering]

“Chungpire last season was fun, especially after we recruited Clown” I know what you are Minutetech

[clowntechnation]

TIME KILLER NATION HOW DO WE FEEL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨🔥🧨🔥🧨🧨🧨🔥🧨🔥

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zam: "do you think clownpierce will leave you again"

minute: "surprisingly..i don't think- i don't know, i don't think it's likely. i highly doubt it. i think this time is different"

(as soon as pentar deafens)

zam: "minute, clownpierce is gonna leave you again"

minute: "no he's not"

[girlshambogames]

Clown: At the end of season 6, I had this little character arc moment where I— I realized the, the mistake in my betrayal of Minutetech. And, in a sense, the— the— the...me throwing myself into Spoke constantly even though he had the mace hacks— and I was like, tryna, I was like macing him, but he kept turtle mastering, all that stuff...In a sense, that was like, trying to heroically sacrifice myself to like. Make it up to Minute, maybe as well. If I can help him take down Spoke...

(...)

Clown: ...maybe. Or maybe I was just after the prestige of killing Spoke while he was hacking! Could be either one, who knows...

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clown: "you guys know the video 'i betrayed my best friend.' the season 5 video where i betrayed minutetech"

"so this is dark souls music. i played this while minute was confronting me and leo about the betrayal. this is the song that plays when you fight the final boss of dark souls 1. gwyn, lord of cinder. and it's sad. it's sad because you fight this husk of a being that used to be a god, but now is reduced to nothing but a mindless and weakened opponent for you to fight"

"i did go this hard on the symbolism. because here let me play you the song that i did for the fight where we kill minute. this is 2 games later, dark souls 3."

"this is epic, right? we're fighting pentar, and we're fighting jumper, and we're fighting minute, we're fighting everybody on the team. they're in their element. we're like barely scraping by. we're trying our best in this fight."

"and this, this is where the fight turns around, and minute just starts to run, slowness..nothing he can do. and it just plays this, the very same theme that played when he got betrayed, and it's just sadness.."

"and what helps is that in the scene itself, you can feel the desperation. he can't get away. he's got slowness, he's got weakness, he's got everything holding him back from being able to make any sort of plan. so minute died to the same theme that he got betrayed to in my video."

"'your character apologized to minute in season 6, what was your mindset there too?' i...i think i missed it. the montage i made of minute and i just messing around and having fun as friends.. you gotta keep in mind that's us out of content. that's us not expecting to get any content out of it, it's just joking around as friends, and just having a good time grinding together. and i betrayed him because i liked mapicc's plan. i liked the way the season finale was going in season 5."

"but there was something lost there, there was something i didn't realize that would be lost there. and i noticed this in season 6 is that minute was like touching me with a 6 foot pole, right. that was it for him, that completely ruined, soured the relationship that we had. and i didn't care because i didn't have a team for most of season 6. i didn't think i needed one. but i needed that season without a team to realize that i need a team to have a good season."

"i was feeling regretful because i had genuinely fun times with minute. and leo for that matter obviously, but leo was just..doing his own thing."

"that was the idea about apologizing to minute. i saw the way it had tarnished our relationship as lifestealers, the betrayal, and i was genuinely..sorry. i genuinely didn't agree with my past actions and i wish i could've taken them back. and that's why i apologized"

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pili: "look how times changed.."

clown: "yeah. now i'm evil"

pili: "well, you've always been evil, let's be honest"

clown: "yeah, i don't know why i was saving spawn and stuff but...i think it was cuz minute cared"

pili: "aww you care about minute"

clown: *scoff* "clearly not enough"

pili: "am i sensing some..lore?"

clown: "well i betrayed him when he became the president of lifesteal"

pili: "so how do you get him to work with you again after such thing?"

clown: "i apologized"

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clown: "well, i spent all of season 6 alone and miserable. and then i was like 'you know what, maybe betrayal's not always the most profitable'"

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clown: "the most fun i had in season 6 was when i actually joined minute's team"