Antonio Cesaro Salad

purveyour of awful wrestling puns and obsessive collector of wrestling merchandise

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basketballs smell gross 

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go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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[antoniocesarosalad]

Can you please take off your mask sir? #SkitzNGigglez #funnyvine #mask #wwe #WWEVines #kane #wrestling

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Anne Dudek played roles in two prominent sitcoms of recent years, “Precious” on Friends and “Natalie” on How I Met Your Mother. It has been noted before that both characters were dumped on their respective shows, and they both happen to be broken up with on their birthdays, but there are more similarities then just that. Both the men she dated prior to being unceremoniosly dumped had much in common other than their poor sense of timing, such as… - Both men were white - Both men were of an average build and height (5'10 - 6’) - Both men had tussled brown hair - Both men were in their early 30’s (31 - 34) - Both men lived in New York All of those things may seem trivial, but this next similarity is bizzarely specific… - Both men had Mothers that had brown hair and and affinity for blazers, “Bitsy Hannigan” on Friends and “Virginia Mosby” on How I met Your Mother, with both characters being played by the same actress, Cristine Rose.

So yeah, Anne Dudek has played a character in a beloved sitcom that gets dumped on her birthday by a brown haired, average build, white new yorker in their early thirties, whose blazer wearing Mother is played by Cristine Rose… twice.

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@jackskankllington can confirm this

i have this game where if you give me any two actors or two films i can go and connect the two 6 degrees of kevin bacon style and the films/actors can be soooo drastically different but i can do it

ppl have been challenging me since high school and ive never lost once

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Dom Deluise and Conrad Veidt, go!

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DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE

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magz55, always 😘❤️

[magz55-deactivated20210515]

#always #moml 😘

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#msas But also shout out to bffaeaeaeae:) antoniocesarosalad

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You guuuuuys ♡♡♡

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#style #bitchin #video #onesie #thrifting #valuevillage #snowboarding #libtech #libtechnologies #dadbod

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i don’t know if it’s just a bc thing or what but men here never call anybody their friend it’s always “my buddy” like pretty much exclusivley

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Many people know my best friend only as "Buddy Greg" and nothing else.

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Bray Wyatt, 2013

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Daniel Byron Saxton I hear he's coming back for the rumble or something.

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CM Punk, 2013

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Paul Bearer, 1997

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The Undertaker, 2005

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Kane, 2001

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Antonio Cesaro Salad

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Considering the name change I guess it's just Cesaro Salad