there is no seating configuration in the pig for early series trc that doesn’t make me giggle. like, obviously gansey is the one driving, but the vibes of the car change DRASTICALLY depending on who is where.
if adam’s the passenger princess (which. ofc he is) then blue is trapped in the back with ronan & noah, and those two are constantly on the verge of doing something drastic and dangerous. which leaves her with the choice of enabling them and possibly derailing the entire car ride or trying to stop them and having to deal with an angry and determined ronan lynch all the while gansey and adam are old married couple-ing in the front treating the other two boys like their rambunctious, no good children.
the other best option for passenger is blue, but then noah HAS to go in between ronan and adam or else the two of them will start fighting and then maybe try to kill each other with their weird homoerotic rivalry permeating the entire car to the point i think even gansey would be uncomfortable.
you say, vi, why can’t ronan go in the front? and i say, if you’ve ever tried to isolate the problem child by putting them up front, they just become your problem. ronan in the front is putting his feet up on the dash, he’s throwing shit out of the windows, he’s leaning his seat all the way back to crush whoever was unlucky enough to get stuck behind him (it’s assuredly blue). he’s fucking with the radio channels, he’s turning the volume up all the way on the worst song you’ve ever heard in your entire life.
so we put noah in the front. then the backseat becomes a warzone. if you thought ronan vs. adam with noah in the middle was bad, NOW it’s ronan vs. adam vs. BLUE. gansey is an exhausted mother of three, and noah is no help at all.
the pig is really just a bright orange social experiment, i applaud her
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