me when i see ppl talking about their wives

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me when i see ppl talking about their wives
Lizzie McGuire I N V E N T E D camp back in 2003
take notes everyone!
You know who wouldn’t mess up the Camp theme at the Met Gala? Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum.
the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”
I’m just thinking of that one straight boy from class that said he was dissapointed that they cut Captain Marvel’s hair because “she wasn’t hot anymore”
…wasn’t hot…
Imagine looking at Brie Larson with short hair and thinking she’s not the epitome of perfection. Straight boys are weak.
The 2019 Met Gala || Ezra Miller
Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf
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i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!
Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller
movie day at work. the kids were watching charlie and the chocolate factory. the characters started speaking and one kid instantly went “EW they’re british…” very loudly. peak comedy
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Me, every day: Me? Romantic? Please, I’m not 12.
Me watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) mouthing along: If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love…I love… I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.