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kc | 30 | bi | they/them | white

[emojihobi]

i go by she/her but not in the like, female woman way, in the way you say "oh look at her, she's beautiful" after seeing a really nice mushroom on a morning walk

My carrd

[emojihobi]

Rip this post is cute but no longer applies 💔

[shanesloverboy]

Shane missing all social cues that a hot man is flirting with him until said man starts literally jorking it crazy style in the communal showers right in front of Shane's salad is something that can be so personal

[notahungrywish]

When Yuna has her “no son(in law) of mine will have inferior brand deals and management” takeover shortly after she learns about Shane and Ilya, how long do you think it takes her to figure out his money situation with his family?

I’m imagining her/maybe Shane playfully ribbing him about how he has no real financial manger or decent investments and what do you MEAN you just let a paycheck like that sit in your account while buying luxury cars every five minutes no wonder your net worth is shockingly low for your value, etc etc. and he’s not even offended he’s surprised and pleased that his new family is so invested in him and also enjoys watching where Shane gets some of his crazy. Like Ilya Mommy Issues Rozanov is “yes please ma’am optimize my finances and worry about my wellbeing harder” while he shovels whatever David made for dinner in his mouth.

But then at some point while she’s (lovingly) harping on his financial irresponsibility he just kind of quietly mentions that actually so much of his paycheck was going back home to his family when he was younger that he needed to blow shit on cars or whatever pretty quick if he didn’t want it to disappear. And she realizes that yeah he’s a little dummy who spent a concerning amount of money on VIP sections last year and thinks bank account interest is investing but he was also a child supporting his entire family in a foreign country with no one bothering to look out for his best interest or explain planning for a future.

David gets treated to impassioned rants every night about how “David I’m not convinced anyone even read that boy his contract in Russian”.

She starts managing him as well, obviously, and she’s kind of disturbed by how easily he just signs whatever she puts in front of him and doesn’t bother asking questions before agreeing to hand over all his management to her. He just seems thrilled she got him a Lamborghini partnership and an invite to fashion week.

The only time he puts up a fuss is when he realizes she’s not planning to take any significant cut of his money because “you’re family sweetheart” and he looks like he got smacked in the head with a shovel and has to go outside on the porch with Shane for a suspiciously long period of time.

Just to make sure it’s not suspicious that Yuna Hollander is now managing Ilya Rozanov she takes on a few more clients too. And if she specializes in managing rookies with no support network or active language barriers then that’s just a coincidence.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[hvllander]

he JUST ate the cookie and still hungry for it bad

[thecollectibles]

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

[thesunnahthebetter]

[dr-whitaker]

#abbot & whitaker realizing that something is up with robby.......

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[imperfectangelcollectorblog]

[jordiipordii]

cannot get over how canonically hot jean is. he’s french, 6’2” with an athletic build, and has a previously broken nose. black hair and gray eyes and an accent to die for. knows three languages. rides a motorcycle. cooks and cleans and enjoys it. would kill for the people he cares about. isn’t afraid to get rude but also gets weak in the knees the second that you’re kind to him. my god he’s so effing hot.

[wherethemothsgrow]

They put my pale, sexually repressed boy Jean Moreau, who hadn’t seen the sun in ages, on a hot beach with half naked Californians running everywhere. Bisexual prison. Bisexual hell. Horny and sunburned

[runoutofsteam]

Jean Moreau on the sunshine court

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[quiet-nymph]

[hyperfixation-fix]

Can't stop thinking about how much of a relief it must have been for Ilya to realise how insanely predictable Shane is. Like, he's lived his whole life with a mother who had horrible mental illness, a father who was unstable and always angry, a brother who couldn't even hold down a job. He's had to keep secrets and lie and read between the lines just to survive.

And here's Shane. Shane who folds his clothes before sex. Shane who will always be happy with a cold ginger beer. Shane who has a stylist and an interior decorator because he likes things to look objectively nice.

Shane who answers "How many times can you cum in an hour?" completely literally. Shane who has no filter and comments on the bed being dirty within 0.2 seconds of cumming all over it. Shane who comes out to Ilya the moment he figures it out himself, and who tells him point blank that it's not just sex, because he never ever expects Ilya to read his mind.

Their relationship is far from simple, but it's probably one of the most predictable things in Ilya's world. Shane is a safe harbour throughout the years, even while the hurricane around Ilya only gets more and more destructive.

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 30/?

Part 29

At this point there's nothing i can say I'm addicted to these.

+ the quinn photoshoot that lives in my head rent free I think about it like 10 times a day:

[truegenius]

hollanov x TEETH