H-Hi!

Mod AV || "Oh no, that was uh too loud, wasn't it? I'm really sorry! Uhm, lemme try again. H-Hi, I'm Eric Derekson. Th-that was good, right?" "You could've done better. And stop stutterin' for cryin' out loud! Anyway, hi, I'm Derek Derekson." (M!As are allowed!)

[anxious-eric]

(this place is dead but hey, follow my main @asexual-vampire )

[anxious-eric]

(this place is dead but hey, follow my main @asexual-vampire )

[sunfortune]

[wilfcrd]

Eric dereksons backstory

[selfship-o-war]

Someone sent this to me abt the last anon and I have no idea how this connects Eric to Illinois but hell if it didn't make me super happy and giggly

[fairymint-archive]

Mun Suggestion meme: For those who don’t really know what to do and are open to ideas! [your is ‘your own’ aka the askee, mine is the asker]

🍎 Write a Headcanon about [insert muse and/or subject here]

📝 Write a drabble!

⚡ Let’s talk energy, about our muses and how they would get along

🍟 More asks, more threads, let’s keep interacting! Why stop at just one?

💡 I have an idea for your muse

🌠 I want to write about [insert thing here], wanna do it?

🍒 Let’s have a thread with multiple muses!

💬 Let’s have a thread where our muses talk about another character!

🧸 Our muses might become better friends if [thing] happens

💝 Our muses might fall more in love if [thing] happens

🍋 Our muses might not get along if [thing] happens

✨ Talk about something that inspires you

🎱 Talk about your muse’s future, or a possible future

🔞 Something that would make my muse consider having sex with yours

🎁 Describe a gift my muse would give yours

🎨 Talk about an element that would be unique between our muses

🎀 Share a cute idea for your muse!

🎭 Talk about your muse’s past

🎃 Talk about something your muse would be excited about

🧨 Describe something that would be catastrophic to your muse

🧬 State something unique/peculiar/entertaining about your muse

🔑 Talk about something you think you need to work on

🔮 Talk about something you are in fact in progress on

[givemeangstymemes]

Send 🎨+your muse’s name and I will make a drawing/painting of your muse!

[anxious-eric]

Ooh that sounds cool! I hope you get the job!

"Th-thank you! I do too."

[anxious-eric]

I'm good, thanks for asking. what did you apply for?

"Just a job at s-some restaurant."

[anxious-eric]

Hey! How are you doing today?

"Um, o-okay! I uh went to a job interview earlier, I don't think it went that well, b-but it's fine! How are you?"

[incorrect-egos-quotes]

Eric: Hey, could you let me know if I need a comma here?

Host: do you feel a comma in your heart?

[anxious-eric]

D

D) Pronouns.

"He/him."

[bumblememes]

ABCs of getting to know my muse(s)

Send in a letter and I’ll respond with: 

A) Their full name. B) Age. C) Height. D) Pronouns.  E) Species (if not human). F) Favourite beverage and/or meal. G) Hobbies and favourite pastimes. H) Something they’re exceptionally good at. I) 2 things they really enjoy. J) 2 things they’re not really fond of. K) 1 of their pet peeves. L) Their favourite kind of weather. M) A few interesting facts about them. N) Favourite movie or music genre. O) What’s their dream profession?  P) Is there something or someone they cannot stand? Why?   Q) Did they do something extremely dangerous at some point in their life? R) Is there something they wish they could do/achieve but can’t?  S)  Is there something in their life they regret?  T)  Do they have any siblings? Family? Loved ones?    U)  Are they a morning or night person? V) Do they have a pet? What kind? If not, what kind of pet would they want? W) How would they describe themselves in 5 or less words?  X) Do they have a goal in life? What is it?  Y) Is there anything in their life that’s stopping them from succeeding? Z) Do they have an item that means a lot to them?

[nekoasktheocs]

Send me a number!

1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

4:Do you find it easy to trust others?

5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?

6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

8:Are you close with your dad?

9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

10:What are you listening to?

11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

12:Do you like hickeys?

13:What time do you go to bed?

14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

16:Do you always answer your texts?

17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

21:Is anyone else in the room with you?

22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?

23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

25:In the past week, have you cried?

26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

27:Do people ever call you by your last name?

28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?

29:Do you have a best friend?

30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

31:Who was your last call/text message from?

32:Are you mad at anyone?

33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35:How many more days until your birthday?

36:Do you have any summer plans yet?

37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

41:Do you think age matters in relationships?

42:Are you available?

43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

45:Do you believe exes can be friends?

46:Do you regret anything?

47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

48:Did you ever lose a best friend?

49:Was your last kiss a mistake?

50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

53:What was the last thing you ate?

54:Did you get any compliments today?

55:Where are you going on your next vacation?

56:Do you own anything from other countries?

57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?

58:Where have you lived most of your life?

59:When was the last time you took a long drive?

60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

62:Who do you text the most?

63:What was the last movie you saw?

64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

67:Do you curse around your parents?

68:Are you happy with where you live?

69:Picture of yourself?

70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

71:Have you ever been dumped?

72:What do you most like about making out?

73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

83:Do you miss your last sweetie?

84:Last time you slow danced with someone?

85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86:How can I win your heart?

87:What is your astrological sign?

88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

89:Do you cook?

90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

94:Name four things that you wish you had!

95:Are you a player?

96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

97:Are you a tease?

98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

101:Hugs or Kisses?

102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?

103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

106:Do you flirt a lot?

107:Your last kiss?

108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

112:Does someone like you currently?

113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

115:Ever made out with just a friend?

116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?

117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

[anxietyproblem]

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a fear you see them having, and they will rate it from 0-10 depending on how much it frightens them.

0 being “I’m not scared of that at all” to 10 being “NOPE NOPE NOPE”

[anxious-eric]

you have such pretty eyes. I wonder what they taste like :)

"Um... Uh... Thank you? Please don't eat my eyes-"

[headphone-cat]

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