No Expertise Just Enjoyance

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ǝᴉʞuɐɹℲ | 27 | нⷩeͤ/нⷩiͥmͫ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

[drizzlingtears]

“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[primarybufferpanel]

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

[makingimages]

[imaveryevilgirl]

y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

[twistcmyk]

[pmamtraveller]

Riga, Latvia

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much @shilohta !

[winteryserpent]

@catilinas

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[brightlotusmoon]

[artbylittlebug]

[map9810-blog]

[enodiamoon]

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[reader-from-nowhere]

ive been seeing this curly cat on my dash constantly, so i doodled @bimmyjimmy lil goob

[bimmyjimmy]

oh my god this doodle is adorable

[kuttithevangu]

People universally seem to parse it as Mean but sometimes what you really, really need to hear is "this is not a socially appropriate thing to say, and you should not have said it"

[trix-the-artemis]

#part of the work of relating well to others is to hear negative feedback take a deep breath and then thank the person for pointing it out #feels bad! but less bad than people just silently resenting behavior that you don't realize is inappropriate - @thatdiabolicalfeminist

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[dogpuppy]

[snoozu]

there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

[ectojester]

[dogpuppy]