your friendly neighborhood anxiety ridden demon!

as always listeners! stay safe and don't sell your soul for a funnel cake!! 🫠🍄🪐🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 she/they

[last-worlds-woes-deactivated202]

You're a little fucked up but it's really hot

[bimo8tf]

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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[thedlamp]

so uh ik i said i didn't like wagner but doesn't mean i wanted HIM DEAD OR SHOT OR WHATEVER TF THAT WAS

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[ladyshinga]

[valtsv]

patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

[valtsv]

this post is about her

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[bebx]

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[happyk44]

[ID: AO3 author's note reading, "this may be shit, but at least i didn't use ai" /end ID]

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.