✟ Emma ✟

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[sinnamonsters]

[jellazticious]

The recap.....THE RECAP GEORGE GET OVER HERE IT'S THE LO RECAP

[skeletalheartattack]

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

[dasebeleren]

[anxious0skeleton]

@cirrus-silly

[droptheguillotineplease]

Let's be intimidating blob with mama

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[critterzone13]

mmmmMMMMWAHHHH

[hexoskeleton-archive]

[crazysodomite]

hi 🥺

SUDDENLY LUNGES AT YOU

[makeshiftvoiid]

[sacred-portal]

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[wikilistoflongestwalks]

now see him gliding serenely

[girlfan100]

I JUST WANT SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE

yapping under cut

aaahaahhhhhh. aaaaaahhhh. THIS IS LITERALLY HIS SONG. TO ME. ughhh lyle you are my everything… i think i see him more mentally unstable than most people do . it makes his character more interesting to think about and its not like hes not coded that way

I think lyle is the kind of person to be constantly justifying his actions in his head all the time and sometimes he freaks himself out about it.. he understands the things he does are bad but hes also like No its okay because blah blah blah. which then he continues on those actions . but that is also because he is an impulsive person

(this is lowkey red headcanon territory sorry) lyle used to be like a fairly normal guy when he was younger but over time his mental health began to deteriorate and he started developing mental illness.. his crush on sam was like any average crush in the beginning but he started to see sam as a muse for his hobby (photography) which then sparked his obsession, sam losing his job AND lyle being turned into The Giant Enemy Spider only made him and the obsession worse.. ough

anywayyyy i just think lyle is a good person at heart. he just… acts badly. lets all give him medication and estrogen or something

[colfy-in-a-jet]

[dialphone-archived-deactivated2]

source

[doctormrsthemonarch-deactivated]

welcome. welcome to city 17 you have chosen or have been chosen to get FUCKED IN THE ASS. fuck you. fuck you SOOO much. LEEAAVE THE FUCKING CITY ⁿᵉᵒᵒʷʷ!!! GET BACK ON THAT fucking train and go back where you fucking came from you fucking assholes! I fucking hate you so much. fuck you gordon freeman. i hope you get run over by a fucking train HEHAGHN. you stupid mother-

[mallowmaenad]

holy shit ive been trying to find the source of "leeeeeeeaaave thefuckingcity nooowwww!!!" its been stuck in my head for ages

[alleesaur]

realm within the stars

[leovincible]