Needy white girl

I've got a constant hangover.

[v-eur]

[notwar8]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[wreckno-deactivated20161021]

[husssel]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxiouslittleprincess]

Hahahahahaha

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[slaughterkeys]

[sovietpostcards]

“Friends”, postcard by V. Lebedev (1958)

[markv5]

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

[riddledwithrivers]

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

[thecircle-]

[giffinggif]

[inspirement]

[unfortunately-awake]

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[anxiouslittleprincess]

When you take too long and too hot of a shower and you're sick by the time you get out