𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕤.

anya taylor-joy 24

[celebritiesandmovies]

[anyatj]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 — bill 🍻

anya: i need a rundown of the pros and cons of living in sweden, please, at your earliest convenience.

anya: asking as somebody who's getting terribly sick of LA and the states in general.

anya: and also as someone who misses you! hi, stranger. fill me in on your life and the little jellybean, please.

[anyatj]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 — david 🧡

anya: hi

anya: you're never gonna guess what i found cleaning out my closet. it is...

anya: a wildly embarrassing mixtape i made for you forever and a day ago. i can't bring myself to disclose how many one direction songs are on it but it's...more than one.

[anyatj]

littlebitofbliss​:

That’s really solid advice. I think you have plenty of time to think about that sort of stuff and have plenty of time to make it happen, so there’s no fault in not being ready for that sort of thing. As for taking care of a cat though, that is also a big deal. I applaud you for being a good cat mom. Sometimes being good at parenting includes knowing when you need some help or guidance. 

absolutely, and i mean, you definitely have plenty of time to make that happen as well, so there’s no harm in exploring your options. taking care of a cat has been the hardest and most rewarding experience of my life, if i can be so lame as to say that. maybe because she’s accompanied me in living on my own for the first time, but having something to take care of and hang out with is so awesome. you’re definitely right, and i’m sure all your loved ones would be more than happy to lend some helpful advice if you need it.

[anyatj]

itsbenzash​:

I think part of the fight or flight instinct is knowing whether to physically fight, or mentally fight.  Being nice and gaining your captor’s trust is part of the mental fight.

i totally see your point. maybe you’re smarter than me, but i could never just try and wait it out. i’m a fighter.

[anyatj]

stilloffthechain​:

There’s a Harry Potter one also. Which I also bought. Nothing at all. Can you believe that?! Maybe they’ll make a Cards Against Disney Channel. You’ll have to pitch it to them and see what happens. 

okay, catch me adding the harry potter version to my wishlist. that would be a great idea, actually. if they don’t go for it, i’m pretty sure you can make your own deck online, so we can go 50/50 on that. i think it’s a great business plan.

[anyatj]

stilloffthechain​:

I’m offended. I caved and bought a game called Cards Against Disney. It’s exactly what you think it is and let me tell you. There isn’t a single card about my brothers and me or Camp Rock or our show. Sure, being slightly offended probably means that I have a big head, but what the hell. You can have a card about Raven’s new show, but not our history with the company. Tsk tsk, CAD. Tsk tsk. Also, yeah, I did take the time to read the cards. @hfrpstarters​

i was going to be in disbelief that that’s a thing, but then again, of course it is. there’s gotta be cards against everything these days. oh my god, there’s nothing about you guys? that’s so lame. i get they’re trying to appeal to the younger kids nowadays, but what about something for us millennials and gen-z cusps? i want cards about all the classic shows and movies, camp rock included.

[anyatj]

itsbenzash​:

Why do people in movies always try to fight the person who kidnapped them? Like, yeah… The person who is holding you hostage is honestly gonna stop torturing you after you stab them in the eye or kick them in the groin. Spit in their face again and die, Sally. The key is to befriend them and build trust so they end up liking you and don’t rip your guts out one by one. I’ve got this down, man. [ @hfrpstarters​ ]

i honestly respect that strategy that you’ve laid out. if it’s me, though? i’m definitely fighting. first of all, my fight or flight instincts are hella strong, and i owe it to myself to at least try and escape. what if i’m super nice to them and they still wanna rip my guts out? yeah, filming split made me think in depth about these things.

[littlebitofbliss]

After having a sleepover last night with my best friends and their little girls, I am definitely exhausted. Us girls were up late chatting and sipping on wine and of course, the little girls had us up very early. I wouldn’t change a thing about it though. It kind of got me thinking that I definitely know what I want for my future and I’m in this mindset now where maybe settling down is what the next step in my personal life is. There’s also this part of me that’s worried that maybe it’s too much too soon., Any advice id greatly appreciated! @hfrpstarters​

[anyatj]

that honestly sounds like such a fun sleepover! okay, i will preface this with saying that i definitely don’t know if i’m the best person to be giving advice, but here are my thoughts. i personally can’t imagine having kids yet - even taking care of myself and my cat seems overwhelming on some days, and i still call my mom for help and advice all the time. right this second, the idea of settling down and having a family kind of terrifies me - but it seems like it doesn’t for you, and i think that’s a huge step forward. if it’s something you’re really interested in and want to explore, there’s nothing wrong with asking questions and thinking about what you want. you don’t have to commit to anything yet, just keep talking to people in your life and keep your options open.

[anyatj]

Text 📱 Anyone

Beth: You don't know how excited I am for this Vegas trip! Like, I am so ready to do just about everything while we're here!

Beth: That being said; who's down to join me and hit up about almost everything here in Vegas?!

anya: you and me both! i've been so in need of a break.

anya: meeeeeee, please. i haven't been here in ages, and i need someone to show me all the actual fun spots.

[cantfightfatetoo]

I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

[elisabetholsens]

“I wanted their relationship to be a love story as well. I feel like the power of that passionate first real friend is greatly underestimated by men.” — Autumn De Wilde

[tvnymontana-archived-deactivate]

So, since I didn’t technically have a celebration for my mixtape yet. What better way than to do that in Vegas? I have zero ideas where to start but I’m sure I’ll figure it out. Is anyone else down to do some celebrating with me? | @hfrpstarters​

[anyatj]

that’s a huge accomplishment, you’ve gotta celebrate! if you feel like it, let me know and i’ll buy you a drink as a congratulations.

[anyatj]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 — kris 🤩💍🌻

kris: hi, my sweet angel ❤️

kris: W O W, how does one even do such a thing? asking for a friend so she can fill her explore page with your pretty face. i am that friend.

kris: you're so CUTE and def my number one fan. ( don't tell my mom. )

kris: i love and miss you too, honey. hoping you're in vegas so i can run into your arms before you show me these cat pictures.

anya: i couldn't figure it out for the longest time but i think the key is that every time i see a pic of you, i automatically like it, so insta keeps showing me *more* pics of you...genius, really. they know my heart.

anya: i won't tell her cause i don't wanna make her feel bad but please know i'm wearing this title like a badge of victory.

anya: i'm in vegas!!! it's so hot, i ran immediately to the pool when i got here. i always forget that it's literally the desert. anyways, when can i see you? drop a time and place, and i'll be there so you can slow motion run into my arms like a romantic drama.

[anyatj]

misscmendes‌:

i’m just not gonna have my time wasted by watching it because it doesn’t seem like it matters all that much. for real though! i wanna hear why she killed him if she really did it. was he being abusive or something? i need to know the reasons but other than that, until she confesses, we won’t know shit and therefore i don’t give a shit. that’s one of my main reasons that i don’t want to watch it, mistreatment of animals is like something that grinds my gears more than anything else in this world. most of the videos do not make sense on Tik Tok but i find that i get a good laugh at them anyways most of the time. it’s honestly just a great way to waste my time when i’m not at work. i’ll scroll on there for hours on end and forget that i have a real life that i have to be a part of. hey i’mma keep doing what makes me happy because that’s what matters, that it makes me happy. i don’t really care if i need an intervention because i’m gonna keep doing it anyways. 

you so get me, because i don’t believe a woman would kill her husband out of the blue unless he was mistreating her somehow. i didn’t really factcheck this but i did see something online about how her husband was much older than her and she was like, 19 when they met, so that just seems kinda gross to me. oh for sure, tiktok always makes me laugh, even if i don’t get why i’m laughing. lately i’ve been getting a lot of cute animal videos, which is totally my jam. i scrolled for like four hours the other day without even realizing cause i was so caught up looking at cats and ferrets. it’s like a black hole. but hey, what we do in free time outside of work is our business, right? p.s., please send me any good tiktoks. 

[anyatj]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 — kris 🤩💍🌻

anya: hi pretty lady 🧡🧡🧡

anya: i was just on instagram and it turns out i tricked the algorithm into showing me basically only pics of you on the explore page

anya: am i your number one fan??? yes i am and i am fully unashamed!!!

anya: anyways, i love u so much. i miss you. i have so many cat pics to show you.

[ogdaya]

today it’s a happy day cause i managed to order my own pizza. i know it sounds silly, but hear me out - my accent sometimes get’s too thick, and by sometimes i mean anytime i say “hawaiian”. which is a pain in the ass. so this time i said it pretty slowly and the guy on the other side of the phone got it. the only sad part is that he didn’t get anything else i was saying so he gave me A MINI pizza. and now i’m still hungry, help me out! @hfrpstarters​

[anyatj]

that’s awesome! what i’m hearing is that you’re a pineapple on pizza fan, which means you have good taste and we must be friends. i’m much too anxious to ever call for delivery. i pretty much will only do it online or through delivery apps. i can’t imagine the disappointment of receiving a mini pizza, though! if i were you, i’d stuff my face with some snacks and call it a night.