ring of memes

all hail the mighty chrundershirt

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[alienabductioninsurance-deactiv]

me after my mom yells at me: at least it passes the bechdel test

[markv5]

- Котик, где живет теплота?…

[despazito]

(caption) kitty, where does warmth live?

(photo) here

[coolthingoftheday]

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

[kearunning]

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

[aprillikesthings]

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

[iwillbestronger]

#full offense but charles boyle is the purest and sweetest friend anyone could ask for #we don’t deserve him

[weemstar]

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

[fefbutts-archive]

what do we do with this information

[setheverman]

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

[cameled]

mmm whatcha say

[languageoclock]

[sunfortune]

memes were a mistake

[fireball-mudflap]

[ruinedchildhood]

I have so many questions.

[jdistilled]

The Wiggles killed the bananas in pajamas because they’re competition, it’s a turf war. The nanners were eating into their profits, taking away their main clientele and so they had to be dealt with.

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[mogmomogmo]

[gothicprep]

imo we need to swap the phrase “no one will love you until you love yourself” with something to the effect of “if you dnt recognize your own value, you’re a lot more likely to put up with mistreatment that you dnt deserve”

it’s not rly a matter of self-love as much as it is being able to stand up for yrself when you need to, and even though the latter is part of that process, it’s still not the same thing

[bloodysusher]

doing the lord’s work

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[emmy4keri]

[hawards]

sounds about right

[hawards]

why is he like this

[seatsbythepit]

self care is binge watching brooklyn nine-nine 

[zcelebs]

#GoldenGlobes2018