by Raj_Sound āDidnāt your husband leave you for an Orion stripper?ā Britta snaps. She regrets it as soon as she sees Shirleyās hurt expression. āIām sorry. That was mean.ā āItās alright,ā Shirley says diplomatically, silently considering how she will make Britta pay for this later. Like gazpacho, chlodnik, and potato salad, revenge is best served cold. I think we can agree that our taste in men leaves a little to be desired. āWeāre 24th Century women. We have to be able to talk about something besides men.ā āIām not trying to pass some feminism test,ā Shirley scoffs. āI like talking about men. And looking at them.ā She points to the well-sculpted backside of Jeff Winger, who is hanging a sign on the door to the same holodeck they just left.ā Mmm, mmm. Donāt you want to break off a piece of that?ā Words: 1107, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English Series: Part 5 of Star Trek: Greendale Fandoms: Community (TV), Star Trek Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Jeff Winger, Annie Edison, Britta Perry, Shirley Bennett, Troy Barnes, Abed Nadir, Pierce Hawthorne, Ben Chang Relationships: Annie Edison/Jeff Winger, Britta Perry/Jeff Winger, Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, With Special Guest Star Eric Christian Olsen