he can’t stop wearing the bauer hat..,i swear to god
have you ever had a soulmate and you spend every minute of every day together and then all of a sudden you’re staring down the barrel of 3+ months apart but you have one last weekend together to let loose without the stresses of your shared job but on the first day you have separate social obligations so as a joke you steal his fuckass ugly hat to wear to a frat party and then later that night when you’ve gone back across town to meet up with him and you’re standing shoulder to shoulder in an industrial kitchen wistfully wondering what it would have been like if you’d known each other like this when you were college rivals living in the same city two years ago you say that you actually liked wearing his dumb hat because it felt nice to have a part of him with you when you weren’t together and then a couple of days later when you’re leaving for real he almost shyly hands you another one of his hats this time a regular plain black one and tells you that now you can keep a part of him with you for the long haul separation and you won’t have to look like a dumbass and then you proceed to wear that hat every day because even though you text and snap and facetime it can’t be all the time it isn’t enough sometimes all you think about is what it would be like if you could share one body actually but you make do with the hat because he gave it to you because you wanted a part of him and he wanted you to have it so it will have to do until you can go back to never being more than five feet apart if you can help it. happened to my good friend macklin celebrini
