The original versions fuck their remakes hard.
"You will know why this idiocy is anonymous"
Words: 119, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Total Recall (2012), Total Recall (1990), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Fright Night (2011), Fright Night (1985), The Stand (TV 1994), The Dark Tower (2017), The Stand (TV 2020), Miami Vice (TV), Miami Vice (2006), Voltron: Legendary Defender, Voltron: Vehicle Force (1984), Daredevil (2003), Daredevil (TV), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jerry Dandrige, Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Sven (Voltron), Willy Wonka, Matt Murdock, Sonny Crockett, Douglas Quaid | Carl Hauser, Lestat de Lioncourt, Randall Flagg, Walter Padick, Peter Parker
Relationships: Jerry Dandrige/Jerry Dandrige, Keith/Keith (Voltron), Shiro/Sven (Voltron), willy wonka/willy wonka, Matt Murdock/Matt Murdock, Sonny Crockett/Sonny Crockett, Douglas Quaid | Carl Hauser/Douglas Quaid | Carl Hauser, Lestat de Lioncourt/Lestat de Lioncourt, Randall Flagg/Randall Flagg/Walter Padick, Randall Flagg/Walter Padick, Peter Parker/Peter Parker/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Pete Parker
Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, Fluff and Smut, Daddy Kink, Shower Sex, Masturbation, Accidental Voyeurism, Threesome - M/M/M, Spanking, Bloody Kisses, Blood Drinking, Vampire Sex, Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Fluff, No Angst, Sexual Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant, Crossover - Original/Remake
