So this crazy idea of Lloyd, professional asshole, king of the trash stache and entertainingly chaotic villain, having a designated yet hilariously mismatched (on the surface) Soulmate simply bit me on the neck and infected me like a rabid flea, and apparently the only cure was writing this fic. I regret nothing. And never forget, lest you wonder WTF I was thinking sometimes, the very foundation of this fic is self-indulgent bullshit.
Characters: Lloyd Hansen (The Gray Man), Ransom Drysdale, Linda Drysdale, Richard Drysdale, Harlan Thrombey, Walt Thrombey, Donna Thrombey, Jake Jensen, Joni Thrombey, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Nick Fowler, Marta Cabrera
Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Evansverse crossover, Cooking, Baking, Rescue Cat, baby Lloyd wanted to be a Fratelli, The Princess Bride References, trash stache, Inappropriate Behavior, terrible fashion for everyone, Fun with Sledgehammers, Death Threats, Knives, Found Family, where the fuck is my coffee, your mustache is stupid, villainy hilariously runs in the family, dirty old man, henchmen make great boyfriends, Revenge, Awful ex-boyfriends, professional level assholery, America's Asshole, Domestic Fluff, Humor, nice girl falls for bad man, Mommy Issues, Daddy Issues, Swing Dancing, Ass Play, Anal Sex, BDSM, Hand Feeding, Shower Sex, Oral Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Clothes Ripping, Fake Piercings, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Groping, Birthday, Dom/sub, Kink Negotiation, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Manhandling, Crying, kicking and screaming, Size Difference, Age Difference, Minor Character Death
