BoTW/AoC Incorrect Quotes

Things our favorite Hyrule companions definitely said. (Run by a Josh (he/they) who avoided the fight of 2021) Quick rules accross this tumblr: 1)All content must include Age of Calamity and/or Breath of the Wild Characters; 2)Keep it PG13, innuendos only, no outright mentions; 3)No Homophobia, Racism, Sexism, MAPs, etc.

[proboscidea-althaeifolia]

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

[chaberkowepole]

Polish person here, I've been on the website, it looks legit! Adding the full link here:

Ukraina - Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców - Portal Gov.pl

Information is available in Polish, Ukrainian, Russian and English

Please get the help available!

Other people, please boost this!!!!

[thickest-antivirus-programs]

Gov.pl is a legit website connected to the polish government i use it to look at tax info and school stuff (it has the lessons for the teachers written out) and driving license info. So this is legit!!!

[moustache-bonnet]

Ukrainian friends, you can also cross the border to Slovakia, with or without a passport, or at least that's the latest update from our Ministry of Interior. You must prepare yourselves for waiting in lines as they check every individual vehicle upon entering (waiting times according to our news are hours long because of shitty capacities but hopefully after today the officials will figure out a more effective system). If anybody has a link too, I'd be grateful as I haven't found anything useful prior to adding to the post. I hope you all stay safe.

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So it turns out I've exhausted most quote generators I've found and know of, which means I have to go quote finding myself, and I don't have the time or energy at the moment. In the meantime, follower participation! What's your favorite korok location? And if you're feeling adventurous, you can also tell me why, or even send in a screenshot of it! I'll be tagging all of these as #Yahaha!

[rottentreegremlin]

For the gays

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Still trying to find new quote sources, but in the meantime, enjoy this.

[charbies]

ok but has anyone considered this very plausible theory

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Going to reblog any funny LOZ content that I happen to run across to tide y'all over until I actually find a full source for tons of quotes. So enjoy reposts like this!

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hey! i'm the anon, and you absolutely do agree with me. i ship sidlink and i know link is an adult (as i mentioned in the parentheses of my original ask), i just wanted to make sure you knew link was an adult because you said link was 17 in your tags here: aoc-botw-incorrectquotes(.)tumblr(.)com/post/682173566193631232/zelda-hey-you-want-some-leftovers-link

Ah, yeah, I forgot about that. That was right around the time I was developing my headcanon for Link's age, and I saw a post putting him at 17. I've since changed that a lot, as I got around to with the last post. I'll go add a tag to the other post to let people know when they see it that that's no longer what I think. Sorry about the previous somewhat aggressive response.

In other news, I'm still looking for new content when I'm not busy irl, haven't found anything good that we haven't done yet. Feel free to send anything in!

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if you really think link is 17 (which has never been confirmed in the game since all we know he has to be at LEAST 17 to go to the spring of wisdom & “Creating a Champion” says he’s an adult on pgs. 107 & 377), you should probably stop shipping sidlink

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For some reason it wouldn't let me make the post with my commentary without sharing it first. I deleted the original post because it was an anon submission that didn't make sense on my blog by itself. But in any case, I don't agree with anon, and here's the response I wrote up:

I normally make it a policy to not engage with random angry anons on the internet. But I'm making an exception for a few reasons: 1) This anon raises a valid concern about if a ship is pedophiliac. 2) I wanted to let everyone know that if you come into my inbox self-righteous or angry, I'm probably going to delete your message and move on with my life. 3) I did want to clear up some of my additional headcanons for Link. So without further ado, my addressing of each point in reverse order because it makes more sense to explain it that way:

3) Y'all know my sign-language Link headcanon, but based on the dialogue from Zelda and Mipha, I believe it's by choice, and I personally put the point at which he switched from speaking to sign language at when he became a knight. I also hc that he enjoys cooking (regardless of his skill at it), had panic attack that turned to dissociation once he became a knight (let me project onto my blorbos), and also the sidequests you complete around Hyrule heal his anxiety and potential for PTSD in the same way the Shrine of Resurrection healed his body. As for what I hc his age to be at, I put it at about 24, or in the case of botw, 124, but only chronologically. His mind and body are completely that of his 24-year-old self. Without making this section too much longer, I believe he's older than Zelda (17/117), and about the same age as the Zora equivalent of Mipha around the time the Calamity hits, which I'll get into more later.

2) This one I said initially, but again, if you're not being polite, I'm probably just going to remove any messages without additional comment going forward.

3) My answer to the initial question: For all intents and purposes, it also seems like the equivalent Hylian age is about the Zora age divided by 4. 80 year lifespan for Hylians, 300-400 (or 320?) for Zora. Mipha is less than 1 century old, so call her even the oldest she could be, 99, 99/4= 24, still very young, definitely about an equivalent age to Link around the same time. Which gives Sidon the equivalent Hylian age, assuming 100-150 range, of somewhere between 25-37.5. All acceptable ages to be dating a 24-year-old, especially if that 24-year-old is going to age faster than you. So yeah, I'm going to keep shipping Sidlink, but if you hc Link as younger, feel free to not ship it. But please, please, don't come to me complaining about it going forward.

Thanks again for reading this. More posts will come as soon as I have inspiration as the inbox is currently empty.

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If you see this, the queue has run out. Until I can get back on and add some new ones, please send in any quotes, fanart, or fanfic, so I can add it to the queue!

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Link: (signing) What would you say if I came back one day with six puppies?

Sidon:

Sidon: What's in the box?

Link:

Sidon: Link, what's in the box?

Link: (signing) I think you know.

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Zelda, in the middle of a snow storm: Nightfall's coming! Hurry, before we freeze.

Revali: What do you mean "we", mammal?

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Revali: *watching Link sleep*

Revali: Look at him. I love him. He’s my everyth-

Link: *snores*

Revali: I can’t live like this.

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Finley: What’s it like being tall?

Finley: Is it nice?

Finley: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Sidon: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Link (signing): It was one time!

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Sidon: Why is your back all scratched up?

Link: *remembers how he was chasing a grassland fox even after Sidon told him to leave it alone*

Link (signing): I'm having an affair.

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Urbosa: Name a way to be nice to others.

Revali: Don’t kill them.

Urbosa:

Urbosa: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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Link, around a campfire (signing): There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on the razor's edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of a Guardian.

Giro: Were you killed?

Link (signing): Sadly, yes.

Link (signing): But I lived!

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Revali: You know, we have so much in common. I don’t know why we’ve spent so many years hating each other.

Link (signing): I never hated you. Do you hate me?

Revali: ...No.

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Link (signing): You lying, cheating piece of crap!

Revali: Yeah, well, I’m not the one who thinks they can get away with everything! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Mipha, pushing away the game board: I think we should stop playing now.

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why not have quotes, fanarts, and fanfics all under submissions? it's going to look weird to have quotes be trapped in the gray boxes of asks now

Well Anon, you see, I'm dumb. I'll fix it to be this instead, though I think I'm going to keep the rules where they are just because it makes more sense to me.