Welcome to Site 7
Welcome! Sit down, relax, you're safe here. Relatively safe, at least. It's almost completely certain that local reality won't collapse. My name is Aoife Sharpteeth, and I'm the Director and resident Eldritch Horror at Site 7, a clandestine research facility deep underground. Unlike some organizations I could name, we work with sentient anomalies to create solutions that are best for all involved. As a result, we've arrived at a rate of containment breaches lower than any other secret anomaly-dealing organization. Also, we have an excellent snack bar. Just make sure and inform them of any allergens, anathema, weaknesses, food-related doom prophecies, dietary restrictions, or geasa that need to be accommodated. As a form of community outreach, I stream horror games several times a week. It's my hope that by creating a calm and cozy environment...well, as cozy as a game containing a myriad horrors can be...I can introduce more people to horror that might otherwise feel too nervous to enjoy the stories these games have to offer.
I hope you call can stop by. Just watch out for the shadows that move more than they should. They can get a bit hungry. https://www.twitch.tv/manysharpteeth
