apache1325

My one page of randomness. Good luck with all of this.

[officialunitedstates]

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

[apache1325]

No one could write a more fitting ending in Yankee Stadium. #farwellcaptain #re2pect #FinalHitInYankeeStadiumIsTheGameWinner

[ahkep]

The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

[shitfestcomic]

#135

[all-i-ever-wanted-dear]

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

[onlytwitterpics]

[cbheck-deactivated20191010]

I wanted to try animating over a gif, so here’s Tina Fey fighting off some ninjas with comedy fire.

[kila-kunis-deactivated20171124]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

The greatest video of all time.

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

"tell the class a little about yourself"

[01feb-deactivated20161122]

how do i get over someone who i never dated

[animated-disney-gifs]

[loganlerms]

the fbi will never catch me

[animalsnaps]

[seriousjones]

it’s not often that i say to myself “this is ridiculous and ill-advised even for you” but last night i made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only my hands because life is fleeting and it has no meaning other than the meaning we assign to it

[seriousjones]

don’t live like me

[ameriqan]

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

[love-and-radiation-deactivated2]

“Anaconda” turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body. This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power.

Nicki Minaj Reclaims the Twerk in the ‘Anaconda’ Music Video « (via shewalkslikethunder)