long live the problem child

Kelsey. 22. Coffee. Dogs. Pop-punk.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

DM ME THO

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201212]

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[peachnpomegranate-deactivated20]

Well shit

[maircury]

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[otterandterrier]

I’m just a dumb bitch… standing in front of a romcom… asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love

[trapcard]

You can’t be fixed by dating someone nor can you fix someone by dating them. 

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[postllimit]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[the-shortest-story]

oOH MY GOD

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open