I am George(:

I like to spend my time browsing the internet and holding in farts. I am also almost always in a bad mood. Thanks university!

[justinjonesblog]

when you pretend to be happy around someone you don’t like and they finally leave

[fixmeinforty5]

 So, we did a thing…

Meet Drake’s dance teacher.

@lumaness @lumenambience

[cakejam]

when someone unfollows me

[nathalieetyler]

Like for Demi Reblog for Poot

[turquoisevioiet]

this DORK

[ironandsilverr]

thiS LAST ONE

[theinturnetexplorer]

hotels that understand customer service

[bang]

????????

[youtube-personalities]

Me

[iroshi-of-badlands-blog]

True tho

[apathetic-agoraphobe]

Why are horror movies mostly about high-school or college kids getting murdered? It be cool if there was a horror movie about two old people who hear a noise and they are like “Fuck that shit” and ignore it. The murderer then spends the whole movie trying to get into this house. At the end of the movie, the murderer gets inside the house only to realize the old people are out of town and they recorded themselves talking and left the lights on to stop burglars. The murder then sadly walks home when he sees two annoying girls talking a selfie. He shoots them then walks home. 

Title ideas:

“Not in my house, you won’t”

“You better watch your SELF(IE)”

[internethistory]

[realbara-blog]

how can someone ball so hard

[apathetic-agoraphobe]

Don’t wait up.

[gifsboom]

[weloveshortvideos]

[apathetic-agoraphobe]

Me in da clubs.

[apathetic-agoraphobe]

When Mum says we’re getting sushi for dinner.  

[error-ed]

Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures?

[follow-the-music]

I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated

[lusidar-deactivated20140910]

[kyliexgender]

nice

[memeganjpg-deactivated20160628]

Why ya titty out

[christianluiten]

[artsyflora]

this is overwhelming

[exciting]

CANT. DEAL.