it's always tea time ☾

Body positivity warrior in the making

[warlockwhore]

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?

[rooster-tumble]

[dramaticalcorgi]

uh, you cant sit with us

actually MEGAN i cant sit anywhere. i have

[freshmoviequotes]

Loving Vincent (2017)

[jinxedbabbles]

This quote

People always seem to assume that if you breakdown, or having a hard time, it’s because you’re weak, but this quote says the truth, even the best fall

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[oryctolaguscunciculus]

[daryanight]

[criiller]

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

[stimman3000]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[stunningpicture]

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

[just-call-me-darling]

!!!

[breaktotheotherside]

*muffled quacks*

[moonfurby]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[moveslikekeithrichards]

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

[poorlyconceivedblogname-blog]

[shencomix]

[haleyincarnate]

[fpsuggestion-blog]

It doesn’t matter what you feel, you feel it, it matters, this is real, you matter.